To love Facebook marketplace for its comedy gold?

[Mammyloveswine]

Casually browsing market place and came across these "pamper baskets" for £12.50 each...

Tampons aren't my idea of a pamper, neither is toothpaste and deodorant!

Also there's a glass but no prosseco?

Anyone else got any goodies they'd like to share?

I could do one from work!
Tea bags
Sugar
Whitener
A portion of cereal

Bar of soap
Toothbrush and toothpaste
Roll on
Shower gel in a foil pack

Pen
Note paper
Colouring sheets
Vapes

Everyone arriving with us gets one of these packs. I also work in a prison 😆

Doggy dresses anyone?

This looks like the kind of thing I would have made in my pre-teens in the 80s. As a hobby. It’s the action of somebody with poor business skills and too much time on their hands. It’s incredibly naff

@Proudboomer don't forget the talc!

This is immense, who needs subscription boxes when you can buy local with these bad boys?

@FooFighter99

Saw this and about died laughing! 4 fucking tea bags!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So that's 13 biscuits per cup of tea!

@flyingspaghettimonster

I found this beautiful dollhouse while browsing my marketplace. $4,200, so well out of my reach. But the bathroom had me doing a double take! 🤣🍆😮

Do I need to clutch my pearls? This made me gasp! ...Then lol!

These made me laugh out loud this morning....and from Numonday, supposedly a 'proper' craft sellers site.

Come on, which bride and groom do you love enough to surprise with personalised 'cork cows'?

I can't believe the nerve of the used Yankee Candle. Only 8 cheeky bastard pounds

I've just discovered this terrifying duvet cover and had to share it with someone. Why would you want Pennywise ON YOUR BED????

Love the teabag! Not even a posh wrapped one, just a single Tetley tea bag! 😂

I've got a mental image now of my 'pampered' self sitting with a cup of instant coffee, chewing on some gum and playing with a squishy ball with my face plastered in Nivea cream!!

Roll up, roll up- crap made by my 5 year old during lockdown! candles only £10 a pair. Paintings a steal at £5 each!

Those bubbles are quite good. But is a soapy rabbit a thing? Has it passed me by?

I know you all love a good spelling error, so here are two (ignoring the whith in the final image). Sadly, they're probably just typos, so they don't sit alongside auniments & Chester Draws.

I'm willing to bet someone has made a table out of raisins, though.

No words for this. Bling baby dummies

Need to put a curse on someone? Look. No further!

Just popping back in with this gem- who wouldn't want this 'A3 framed scary kid picture' above the mantlepiece?

A framed print. £20. What's not to like!

Auniments is phonetically plausible, I suppose!

The boxes are cute...especially with the geordie quotes.....!! Id probably buy it just for the quotes tbh!