To love Facebook marketplace for its comedy gold?

[Mammyloveswine]

Casually browsing market place and came across these "pamper baskets" for £12.50 each...

Tampons aren't my idea of a pamper, neither is toothpaste and deodorant!

Also there's a glass but no prosseco?

Anyone else got any goodies they'd like to share?

I thought they were hygiene boxes first that are given out to people who are unfortunately living rough. As aforementioned looks like hotel freebies and pound shop effort.

Are these to take into prison?

Clearly I am missing a business opportunity.
I could do paper boxes for the older woman
Replace the tampax with a couple of tena lady And the sweets with some anti acids and maybe add in some femefresh and flog the whole lot in an empty shoe box for £20

@Mammyloveswine

The more I look the more I'm laughing

Me too

It's a Geordie sense of humour thing.

I've seen a lot, lot worse on Facebbok tat; but the first one definitely needed a bottle of dog in there.

Reduced from £20 to a tenner. I wonder why?

Not sure what the joke is? On a friday night I love nothing more than a glass of wine, a good book, 2 (and only 2) starbursts, and the peak of my evening - putting a tampon in.

It is my version of a Spa day I will have you know!!

The men’s deo and Plax are a nice touch I think 👍

@BlogTheBlogger

Not sure what the joke is? On a friday night I love nothing more than a glass of wine, a good book, 2 (and only 2) starbursts, and the peak of my evening - putting a tampon in.

It is my version of a Spa day I will have you know!!

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@BitOfFun

Reduced from £20 to a tenner. I wonder why?

I actually quite like that

@JamieLeeCurtains

It's a Geordie sense of humour thing.

I've seen a lot, lot worse on Facebbok tat; but the first one definitely needed a bottle of dog in there.

It's not man! I'm a Geordie and it's a genuine post...

@JamieLeeCurtains

It's a Geordie sense of humour thing.

I've seen a lot, lot worse on Facebbok tat; but the first one definitely needed a bottle of dog in there.

Also.. share what you've seen! I love a good marketplace thread

@BlogTheBlogger

I do like the luxury of a cup of bog standard instant coffee from unnecessary unreachable plastic waste. Especially with gum.

Are these to take into prison

😂😂 Possibly part of the punishment!

I thought the Geordie inspirational quotes were the only good thing.

*unrecyclable.

Lol

I didn't say it was actually funny. A pp didn't recognise it as Geordie. It's supposed to be, presumably, an 'alreet mate' comfort box for all occasions, including those of the hormonal persuasion.

I can imagine a more twisted version of it in Top Tips actually, with a piece of left over kebab.

The Xmas season is absolute gold for glittery tat, @Mammyloveswine. There are some old threads on Chat on here that have had me cracked up.

Absolutely fucking awful 🤦‍♀️ I'll be IRL the profile has 'self employed' or something in their title. People that arrange a few toiletries or bits of chocolate in a box for Easter are not self made entrepreneurs.. They probably aren't even paying tax for a kick off. That said why should we be mad at the grass roots for not paying tax when there are so many massive companies not doing it- twats!

I present to you a photograph memory pen for only £35 😂.

*bet, sorry

Missing one for the post menopausal woman. Blue rinse, Nora Batty stockings, tweezers for the granny whiskers, denture box and 2 boiled sweets (wouldn’t want it to get stuck in the dentures dear).

Try again the £35 pen.

@LunaMuffinTop

I present to you a photograph memory pen for only £35 😂.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is an absolute beauty.