To love Facebook marketplace for its comedy gold?

[Mammyloveswine]

Casually browsing market place and came across these "pamper baskets" for £12.50 each...

Tampons aren't my idea of a pamper, neither is toothpaste and deodorant!

Also there's a glass but no prosseco?

Anyone else got any goodies they'd like to share?

The middle one might be quite nice to give someone in hospital.

The other two have no good explanation however

I’m not really sure what to say about this one other than coney £15 😂

For some reason these pictures don’t want to upload

When that pen runs out it’ll be like losing them all over again. The trauma!

Pamper yourself by brushing your teeth, applying deodorant and pushing a stick of dry cotton into your vagina #MeTime

@LunaMuffinTop

This is an absolute beauty.

The person with the cup has obviously been told to wait there whilst they take the pic.

Coney is quite a masterpiece.

From a distance looks like a wall mounted shit. Who wouldn’t want that?

@BitOfFun

Reduced from £20 to a tenner. I wonder why?

It's truly hideous but my son would love it!

It's the two individual starburst that got me 😭

@LunaMuffinTop

This is an absolute beauty.

There's a man hiding behind the door with a mug of tea waiting to get into the bedroom to put his shorts on. He's thinking terrible things about the driftwood 'piece' and where wor lass can shove it.

Does anyone want an adults Tom and Jerry costume 😂 only £20.

I like the chair! (runs off to hang head in shame, 🤭)

I saw a vintage McDonald's straw the other day for £25 and if you wanted it personalised, it was an extra £15 I think.

No idea how they were going to personalise...

The cakes look lovely but why would you buy from dome random on FB who probably doesn't have a hygiene certificate. And the pre jammed and creamed scone in with all the cakes. Just no.

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I can only imagine what that teabag would taste like after absorbing the scents from the various fragranced items and random maoams in these luxurious pamper boxes. It would be like experiencing the pleasure of everything at once in liquid form. If you don't like tea or tampons you could always make your own room fragrance from it, a bit like those fancy reed diffusers. Dip the tampon in the tea, display in that rather lovely glass and let the subtle aroma waft around your room while you colour in with your two best crayons. All for only £12.50. I'd feel like I'm ripping the entrepreneur off personally.

This .....

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Now I know why everyone wanted loo rolls back in March!

How about this monstrosity ?

Oh I see yours, and I raise you...

@cate16 - there's still some meat on them bones! It must be nice to be queen and be able to afford the luxury of leaving so much on the roll.

I think my favourite thing is the individually wrapped Lotus biscuit that was blatantly harvested from the seller's last trip to a posh coffee shop.

@cate16

This .....

Piss off, there's still loo roll on the some! 🤣🤣🤣

What is a "vintage mcdonald's straw"? Do they mean a plastic one?

@OhhhPeee haha 😂 I know then and they will be getting sued for causing so much trauma.

@ISavedTheBee haha lol it does look like he’s been made to stay there.

@CoffeeRunner haha pmsl that’s exactly what it looks like I guess you have to have very very unique taste to what something that hideous on your wall.

@JamieLeeCurtains haha pmsl love it that is definitely what he’s thinking 😂

@LunaMuffinTop

This is an absolute beauty.