To love Facebook marketplace for its comedy gold?

[Mammyloveswine]

Casually browsing market place and came across these "pamper baskets" for £12.50 each...

Tampons aren't my idea of a pamper, neither is toothpaste and deodorant!

Also there's a glass but no prosseco?

Anyone else got any goodies they'd like to share?

Here's my offering. We live next to the beach and could just collect shells for free, but no, I'd like to purchase these worn fragments for €10 please

Cacti infantes bonkerus biggus

@Wannabefarmer

There is guy who makes the weirdest taxidermy you've ever seen and sells it on Facebook market place. This monstrosity is a combination of 4 different animals. He was selling rat scrotums on Facebook advertising them as pencil cases. He has a website now called the world around ewe if you want to see more creations. I can't work out if he's nuts or just has a really weird sense of humour.

I cannot even begin to explain my feelings towards that picture

Hahaha I am loving the contributions!

How about some nice auniments?

Some of these are bloody hilarious!
Some people on there are utter loons too. Like, actually unhinged.
Someone on my local FB Marketplace made a very polite enquiry the other day, and was shot down in the most rude and unnecessary way.
The moderation is shit too.

Crying 😂😂😭😭.....needed this after a 90 min bedtime!

My heart does break a little though for whichever misguided soul put them together, they’ve tried really hard haven't they......God bless their entrepreneurial spirit 😂!

Love threads like this! Just what I needed after my shift thank you

Glad to be of service!

It’s not often MN has me laughing out loud but ‘auniments’ has got me.

I actually feel sorry for all these people trying to punt their Easter boxes, Christmas Eve boxes, back to school boxes etc. Sweetie cones are another one.

@mrsmummy1111

How many times have they called it a bathroom sick

I quite fancy the dolls head plants but not for £15 quid!

The bathroom sick!
Could they not have cleaned it first??

@BluebellForest836

1 teabag and 2 Single starburst sweets In the mans one

Can you request certain flavours

If I ended up with yellow, orange, or green instead of pink, red, or purple I’d be fighting someone.

This has cracked me up, the random few sweets!!

I presume people buy this stuff though?

@Squiffany

Do their clothes come off when you turn the pen upside down?

HAHAHAH

I think someone must have seen this post and went for a laugh... what the fuck???

@mrsmummy1111

Oh I see yours, and I raise you...

Is it a wind up or do thinking genuinely think sink is spelled sick??!! Given it says it 3 times, I think they genuinely spell it that way.

@ellendegeneres

I think someone must have seen this post and went for a laugh... what the fuck???

First of all, second hand dummies wtf??

Second, tests removed?? What's the fucking point then???

You've made me investigate facebook marketplace & I found this: a beautiful coffee table. It took me about 5 minutes to work out that it's on its side (that rug doesn't help) & it really does have 4 legs. Probably.

I couldn't settle if I was sitting in that lounge, with those auniments of a terrier about to surprise a baby donkey - every time I glanced in that direction I'd be on tenterhooks, waiting for the shock.

@ifIwerenotanandroid

You've made me investigate facebook marketplace & I found this: a beautiful coffee table. It took me about 5 minutes to work out that it's on its side (that rug doesn't help) & it really does have 4 legs. Probably.

I couldn't settle if I was sitting in that lounge, with those auniments of a terrier about to surprise a baby donkey - every time I glanced in that direction I'd be on tenterhooks, waiting for the shock.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG

Auniments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Puzzledandpissedoff

He was selling rat scrotums on Facebook advertising them as pencil cases

How the hell could you fit pencils in something the size of a rat's scrotum?

Even a very large rat

It was a patchwork job involving many rat scrotums. That makes it even worse somehow....

@ellendegeneres you must be local to me... that popped up on my local marketplace last night and I'm so confused! Wtf do you do with a load of old dummies with no teats?

Cheer yourself up during lockdown by winning a photoshoot of your small child being devoured by a shark.