To love Facebook marketplace for its comedy gold?

[Mammyloveswine]

Casually browsing market place and came across these "pamper baskets" for £12.50 each...

Tampons aren't my idea of a pamper, neither is toothpaste and deodorant!

Also there's a glass but no prosseco?

Anyone else got any goodies they'd like to share?

Dear lord, that vacuum cover of the elongated fox in a 1970s evening dress ... like Abigail's Party on acid.

I assumed the dummies were used, & that's why the teats had been removed - health & safety etc.

No idea what use they are now.

The person selling the dummies must think you can buy packs of teats, similar to bottles. Crazy.
We have a lot of posts of people selling microwaves/TVs etc ‘doesn’t work but good for spares and repairs’ - then some ridiculous price attached.

The boxes over lockdown have baffled me. Don’t know if anyone is actually buying them or if someone is sitting with a mound of tat they can’t get rid off. We have had all sorts from children’s boxes, garden party, cakes, sweets, meat packs. All with no sign of it being an actual registered business and no food hygiene certificates.

suzuki650 Oh man, novelty dog shit!
12 quid???

What's a "childrens chilie" - do I want to know?

@EmbarrassingAdmissions and a Mumsnet chicken. That's dinner sorted for the next six weeks.

@VeryLittleOwl

Those pictures are hilarious!
I could barely understand the second screenshot you posted. The SPAG makes it almost unreadable. Surely one of the 3 designers can construct a sentence?!?

Anniversary brick anyone?

and the peak of my evening - putting a tampon in.

But remember ladies, you've gotta get 'em UP there!

@VeryLittleOwl

Cheer yourself up during lockdown by winning a photoshoot of your small child being devoured by a shark.

The only things worse than that picture are the spellings in the post...

@Pinkflipflop85 I was like wtf!!! How? What? Why?? 🤣

Squishee I've had to go back to look- I can only assume it's the bagged up bots 😂 so gross!!

Bits not bots!!

DD is obsessed with dolls and would buy those dummies! She'd put a magnet on them for her dolls that can't fit the teats in their mouths. So no totally useless!

I am crying at these, thank you! The comment on the pamper boxes: "are these to take into prison" sums them up nicely

I can't find it again but I saw an advert this morning for hand drawn pictures of people. Okay, some people like that sort of thing.

But every one looked like they'd had some kind of stroke. It was horrible and funny at the same time.

....Dog shit for sale?
How? Why?

@msflibble passive aggressive I assume?

I found this beautiful dollhouse while browsing my marketplace. $4,200, so well out of my reach. But the bathroom had me doing a double take! 🤣🍆😮

Saw this and about died laughing! 4 fucking tea bags!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am still pissing myself at the 'auniments' 😂😂🙈

KitKatastrophe
The resemblance to Judy Garland is uncanny. It can't just be me who see it?

Howling at these...

Also the tampons (you gotta get em up there girls) advert had been banned from Irish tv !

Half used Yankee candle!