How can I hide my unsightly knob Pic attached

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Just retiled the kitchen and have this old capped off gas pipe that we can't remove and would love some ideas on what to use to hide it. It measures about 5cm x 5cm.

How about a nice tall vase with some dried pampas grass in it?

Best thread title ever!

@GetUpAgain That was my first instinct.

Faux curtains

@seenbeensbean

I fear my little unsightly knob would lose the battle with the mighty Banhammer. There wouldn't be much thrust and parry.

I think the ban hammer is probably made of stiffer sterner stuff than your little knob.

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@Notthetoothfairy

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Huh?

Scrawl “Ceci n’est pas une pipe” next to it

@Catiopea

Scrawl “Ceci n’est pas une pipe” next to it

This is the best suggestion

We got some rubber pipe capes from amazon and cut the length down

Another vote for Ceci n'est pas un pipe - but if you want more practical, you can stick anything around it with a ton of Sugru

Get the lazy git plumber back round. Furn off gas at mains. Run the cooker and oven until they go out. And get him to do it properly

@Thepilotlightsgoneout

Like this?

or this

www.anthropologie.com/en-gb/shop/nazar-hanging-pot?category=sale-home&color=014&type=REGULAR&quantity=1

dunelm had a nice ceramic wall duck you could hang over it

What do you mean? It's a beautiful knob. Celebrate your knob. All knobs are valid

A shelf about two feet above it and put one of those hanging plants on it and let the leaves cover it

Orchis Italica.

www.amazon.co.uk/Orchis-Italica-Naked-Orchid-Italian/dp/B00TE74TP2?th=1&tag=mumsnetforu03-21

Reviews suggest they might be disappointing, though - it seems they are much smaller than they seem in the picture.

www.amazon.co.uk/Wooden-Holder-Cabinet-Wallmounted-Freestanding/dp/B06XTQ4CL9/ref=asc_df_B06XTQ4CL9/?hvlocphy=9045121&hvlocphy=9045121&linkCode=df0&hvptwo&hvptwo&psc=1&hvnetw=g&hvnetw=g&hvadid=375419269849&hvadid=375419269849&hvpone&hvpone&hvlocint&hvlocint&ref&hvpos&hvpos&hvdev=m&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl&hvdvcmdl&hvqmt&hvqmt&tag=mumsnetforu03-21&hvtargid=pla-824323929280&hvtargid=pla-824323929280&hvrand=7914627976730167104&hvrand=7914627976730167104&adgrpid=83648335384

I have the intellectual property in Ceci n'est pas une pipe, but how about Ceci n'est pas une knob.

Put a tiny face mask under it as a coronavirus memorial? Like this.

@cecinestpasunepipe, I think "knob" would be masculine don't you? As in "un knob"

Ahem!

May I be so bold as to ask how far said knob protrudes?

Where does it go and why is it there?