To start a thread written entirely in catchphrases, cliches and ad slogans?

[VaTeLaverLesMains]

Just do it

Don't mind if I do

#takecareofyou and #staysafe

Clunk click on every trip

Nice to see you ...

To see you nice!

My how you've grown!

You stupid boy.

People will always need plates.

Plates of meat

That's 'andy 'arry', stick it in the oven.

You've got a bun in the oven?

Remember, you are not a salmon

At the end of the day and when is all is said and done we have to explore every avenue to achieve blue sky thinking.

Fill your boots!

Tuck in, it's a lovely spread

... does exactly what it says on the tin.

What a silly thread, bless your hearts!

@VaTeLaverLesMains

You've got a bun in the oven?

did you mean to be so rude?

My mistake, you're up the duff?

Don’t jump to conclusions.

Or up shit creek without a paddle...

You're no better than you ought to be

In your life whatever you do always paddle your own canoe

Did you have to "lower the tone" VaTeLaverLesMains 🙄

Sorry I'll mind my ps and qs in future