To start a thread written entirely in catchphrases, cliches and ad slogans?

[VaTeLaverLesMains]

Just do it

You do you, OP

There's always one

One swallow doesn't make a Summer

She's no better than she ought to be.

I'm not one to gossip but......

Tide's in, dirt's out

You know you want it

Woooaaaaah Bodyfor-orm.

Bodyform for yooooouuuuh

Because you're worth it.

Did you think I came up the Foyle in a bubble?

You should be ashamed of yourselves

You know it makes sense.

It's as plain as the nose on your face

Stop the world I want to get off!

Now is not the time for a thread made up of clichés.

It's now or never

It’s the new normal.....

No is a complete sentence

Chocks away!

This thread does exactly what it says on the tin.

Remember loose lips sink ships

It tickles my fancy

Well this thread ticks all my boxes.

I've got all my ducks in a row

Catch yourself on