To start a thread written entirely in catchphrases, cliches and ad slogans?

[VaTeLaverLesMains]

Just do it

Have you been injured in a thread that wasn't your fault?

It is what it is

Stay safe (ugh!)

I'll get my coat

In these uncertain times...

The OP thought she could.

So she did.

Everything we do is driven by you....

I'm lovin it

Bottoms up!

Let the mums, see the net!!

Completely unprecedented

This.

^^ this. With bells on.

Too little too late, OP.

As you were, don't mind me

It's OK OP, it's your monkeys and your circus!

My thread my roolz

Where you born in a barn?

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

My door is always open

Whatever floats your boat

We operate an open door policy here

I’ll be back

Hasta la vista baby

Don't forget the fruit gums mum