To start a thread written entirely in catchphrases, cliches and ad slogans?

[VaTeLaverLesMains]

Just do it

Catch it, bag it, bin it

Every one's a fruit and nut case

Pound to a pinch of shit he has...

But waffly versatile

Accrington Stanley? Who are they?

I don’t mean to be personal but ...

Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out - there's a Humphrey about.

Not on my watch

Awesome screen, awesome camera, long-lasting battery life.

Course you can, Malcolm.

Shut that door you say? Well the horse has already bolted.

Because you’ve worth it

Well you do catch more flies with honey than vinegar......

No flies on me!

I don't believe it!

Muscle up buttercup!

Don't dream it: be it!

Is this so that we're all singing from the same hymn sheet?

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

You're preaching to the choir

Certainly floating my boat

I should cocoa!

You ain't just whistling Dixie

Fresh as the moment when the pod went pop!

Maybe it's a good idea? Maybe it's maybelline!