To start a thread written entirely in catchphrases, cliches and ad slogans?

[VaTeLaverLesMains]

Just do it

Don't panic!!

Don't worry, be happy

Elspeths gone to Inverness for a hen night

All that way just to pick up a chicken?

Tidy.

I carried a WATERMELON?! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

I'm a secret lemonade drinker..

Does he ride a motorbike?

Gillette! The best a man can get

Wilkinson's: the word on the world's finest sword.
(Another shaving one as the other jogged the brain cells.)

Because you're worth it x

Its frothy, man!

Keep Mum, she's not so dumb!!!
(WW2 slogan.)

Here's one I made earlier....

Your welcome!

They're grrrrreat!

Charlie says...

Where there's muck there's brass

Denim .... for the man who doesn't have to try too hard.

Don’t push me! Push a push pop!

Ho ho ho, Green Giant.

Ho ho hoe

Good grief Charlie Brown

Now hands that do dishes can feel as soft as your face with mild green Fairy Liquid

A fe Fe Fe a fe Fe Fe boutros boutros ghali!

E Bueno estente !