To ask about cooking cheap frozen children in a slow cooker?

[TheShining]

most. Boring. Thread. Ever

DS accidentally put a pack of frozen beasts into the oven overnight, instead of the freezer.

They were still half frozen when I discovered them.

Will they be ok in the slow cooker? Or will I give them food poisoning?

Love it even more now hahah

Fully defrost first

Well this is funny, I wouldn’t say that’s a boring question at all.

I understand your frustration at being cooped up with children but this seems a little cruel

I've got two fresh children I'm happy to add to your pot. . .

After todays epic school from home that made my day! Maybe I could put mine in the slow cooker if they are aggro tomorrow!!

Usually find that adding wine & garlic in liberal quantities sorts out any issues with cheap frozen children & beasts. In fact most foods. A tempura batter would also work with a sweet chilli dip. 🤣🤣

erm i don't post much but this thread is briiliant! AutoCunt & frozen children spot on!! keep up the good work in this shit world of ours!!

@forgetthehousework

Make sure you remove finger and toenails before cooking - the bits ruined the last shepherds pie I made!

Did you use real shepherds for the pie ?

Omg this is hilarious! Cheap frozen children and a pack of frozen beasts! I take that you've had enough of the kids!

@TheShining

I truly fucking hate my phone! 😂

The rest of us absolutely love it, @TheShining!

Did you cook them or send them back to school.?

I’ve always heard that any frozen meat should not be cooked in the slow cooker

Classics please admin !!!

You must ALWAYS defrost children before slow-cooking them!

First line of original post “most. Boring. Thread. Ever.”

Got that wrong !

This thread reminds me of an Indian restaurant in Dundee in the 1970’s, where we used to eat as students. Mainly because the menu card made us giggle.
It included such gems as “Children sauce” “Stuffed nuns” and “Extremely prepared chicken”!

Stuffed Nuns!

😂😂😂😂😂

Reminds me of a slow cooker FB group. Someone once asked if a whole can of cum was required to cook a gammon in.
Spellcheck had changed coke.

That's one hell of a spell check, changing coke to cum. Definitely an Autocunt

Most. Funny. Thread. Ever.

Well it depends on what you plan on serving the children up with OP.
Personally I think they go well with a side of fries and salad.
However, I've heard they tasty as a pie filling and served with mash.
As for the beasts, I don't know, maybe braised in onion.
The chicken though will be fine done in the slow cooker with some stock.

can’t tip - type - no autocunt just meee - in tears laughing at this thread.

I would think if you let you frozen chicken breasts defrost thoroughly you can just cook them as usual. Don't refreeze them. Using a slow cooker would be fine once they're defrosted fully.