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To fancy Dominic Cummings

217 replies

Toilenstripes · 25/05/2020 23:55

Don’t flame me (go on then) He came across rather well. Not defensive. I’m quite liberal and loathe Tories, but I thought he stayed on point and didn’t do anything that most of us would not have done.

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Egghead68 · 26/05/2020 23:15

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Aretheystillasleepbob · 27/05/2020 08:26

'didn’t do anything that most of us would not have done.'

He quite literally did. I self isolated with Covid alone in a bedroom while my family were in the house and we knew there was a strong possibility that we would all get sick. I didn't leave the house so as not to spread it further.
1000's of people did the same despite worries about how they would cope, their family.
He got bored and fancied a change of scene of he was going to be stuck indoors for 2 weeks.

hamstersarse · 27/05/2020 08:28

I thought he’d be an interesting dinner party guest...but fancying is a step too far

MaxNormal · 27/05/2020 08:33

By all accounts he'd be a tedious arse of a dinner guest by being a massive contrarian.

hamstersarse · 27/05/2020 11:20

I rather like a contrarian at a dinner party 🤷‍♀️

FizzyGreenWater · 27/05/2020 12:37

I love a contrarian at a dinner party... but only the truly clever ones, who also have the manners and nous to read a room and not end up being boorish detractors who just end up making people feel awkward/annoyed.

I would have thought that DC would be clever enough to be a fairly good room reader, but as he clearly can't do so in a rose garden I now feel he'd be pretty much the same at dinner - unpleasantly entitled, self-centred, hitting exactly the wrong note.

YounghillKang · 27/05/2020 12:39

Sounds like self-serving creeps are your type then.

Justnot · 27/05/2020 13:54

He looks boring and evil - seeing him dance to ABBA doesn’t even bear thinking about.

Egghead68 · 27/05/2020 15:12

He has a revolting pot-belly.

Egghead68 · 27/05/2020 15:15

OK I take it back - I feel bad commenting on someone’s appearance. I find him completely unfanciable because he is a lying self-serving shit.

MitziK · 27/05/2020 15:19

I just don't understand how people can say he looks like Gollum. He clearly doesn't.

To fancy Dominic Cummings
To fancy Dominic Cummings
DontTouchTheMoustache · 27/05/2020 15:20

He always looks like he has just finished a 3 day ket binge

ChaToilLeam · 27/05/2020 15:20

YABU. Definitely in need of an eye test.

MitziK · 27/05/2020 15:22

@Justnot

He looks boring and evil - seeing him dance to ABBA doesn’t even bear thinking about.
Sorry not sorry
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MeninSuits · 27/05/2020 17:51

If I let Boris waggle his willie at my DH can I drive to Barnard Castle as well? (and run the country)

Mistystar99 · 27/05/2020 17:55

Imagine spanking him while he cries out "but the rules are just for the sheeple!" ...
Then sharing a bottle of champers and having an erotic tumble amongst the bluebells... making his crisp white shirt all dirty... yum yum

Roryrunner · 27/05/2020 17:57

You fancy Sméagol?

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