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To fancy Dominic Cummings

217 replies

Toilenstripes · 25/05/2020 23:55

Don’t flame me (go on then) He came across rather well. Not defensive. I’m quite liberal and loathe Tories, but I thought he stayed on point and didn’t do anything that most of us would not have done.

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Blondiney · 26/05/2020 00:31

You must have a goblin fetish.

TheProdigalKittensReturn · 26/05/2020 00:35

I think lockdown may have lowered your standards a bit...

IdblowJonSnow · 26/05/2020 00:36

Giggling at mingle twinge Grin
Yab very U to fancy dom cum. Ugh. Hopefully you're taking the piss...

SharonasCorona · 26/05/2020 00:39

Raab has hair at least. Cummings looks like Gollum.

Mummyshark2019 · 26/05/2020 00:39

Raab is sexy.

MeninSuits · 26/05/2020 00:40

Dont worry, it will be your eyesight failing post Corona. You will have also lost all sense of taste.

No need for medical intervention. A trip to Barnard Castle will fully restore your vision and tastebuds.

CatAndHisKit · 26/05/2020 00:40

Noooo Grin
I was actually wondering how did his wife fancy him. I s'pose some women really do go for the intellect and shut their eyes. Can't deny he's very clever.

Devlesko · 26/05/2020 00:40

YABU, this isn't a Disney film.
Kissing the slimy toad, won't turn him into a Prince
HTH Grin

Toilenstripes · 26/05/2020 00:40

slangofoillmochara
You okay hun?

🤣🤣

Yes, I think so. Thanks for your concern. I just think we grasp on to people we are supposed to hate.....anyone remember Michael Gove? He’s still around. He’s dirty as fuck, but no one remembers.

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BeardedMum · 26/05/2020 00:41

Did anyone fancy Michael Gove too? Confused

CatAndHisKit · 26/05/2020 00:42

Raab's not bad. Quite like Sunak.

MeninSuits · 26/05/2020 00:42

He’s dirty as fuck, but no one remembers.

To be fair Sarah Vine regularly overshares.

Leflic · 26/05/2020 00:42

I know someone the spit of Dominic Cummings ( looks snd mannerisms) . A bit of a smug twat too.

Frankly yuck.
Also can’t be doing with poor dressers, Don’t mind if you have a style I don’t like but no excuse for lazy dressing.

Toilenstripes · 26/05/2020 00:42

Blondiney
You must have a goblin fetish

🤣🤣 No, not really.

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Thedogscollar · 26/05/2020 00:43

OP it's late time for bed. I hope you feel better in the morning.

TheProdigalKittensReturn · 26/05/2020 00:44

Michael Gove? As in, the answer to the question "what if Gollum was from Transylvania"?

blubellsarebells · 26/05/2020 00:44

"You must have a goblin fetish" 😂
Dom looks like the kind of guy thats got some creepy fetishes.
Matt Hancock has not got a good shag in him.
If i had to choose between the two, at gunpoint, I'd go for Cummings, at least he wouldnt mind the blindfold.

CatAndHisKit · 26/05/2020 00:45

NEVER Gove , Cummings is a winner in comparison Grin

Toilenstripes · 26/05/2020 00:45

Mummyshark2019
Raab is sexy

Well, ok. Thank you Mrs Raab.

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ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 26/05/2020 00:47

New COVID symptom

Sudden loss of taste (in who you consider fanciable)

DressingGownofDoom · 26/05/2020 00:48

'Dom looks like the kind of guy thats got some creepy fetishes.'

Oh yes he totally does. He also has a tiny head.

Natsel84 · 26/05/2020 00:48

If lockdown was over I would presume you would of been to Amsterdam and had a few too many chocolate brownies 😂

CoachBombay · 26/05/2020 00:49

blubell I'd take Hancock, I'd tie that man to a bed and whip that coy school boy out of him 😂😂

OutComeTheWolves · 26/05/2020 00:53

I'm going to assume you're self- isolating and haven't seen another actual human in 8 weeks.

The only member of the government who is fanciable is Rishi Sunak and that is a fact!

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 26/05/2020 00:55

Of course he came off calm - he'd been given strict instructions not to lose it, not to rise to any bait and not to, under any circumstances, admit any wrongdoing in this instance. Therefore no apology, no regret, no admission of guilt at all because he would have been HAMMERED if he had.

I have no doubt that the reason he was late was last minute lawyer preparation to ensure he learnt his lines appropriately.

And yes, YABVFU.