To fancy Dominic Cummings

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Don’t flame me (go on then) He came across rather well. Not defensive. I’m quite liberal and loathe Tories, but I thought he stayed on point and didn’t do anything that most of us would not have done.

I think these threads are put out there by people on his PR team, to test the public mood. OP YAB very U. He’s clearly a cold, callous liar who didn’t care that he was carrying to virus right across the country to his own parents back garden. How could anyone fancy someone who thinks that’s ok?

I'm ashamed to say I had a 'dream' about BoJo the other night.

In my defence it was involuntary and I in no way fancy him when awake.

Dreams are weird.

Goads troll post seeing as he's just done what he bloody well likes and got away with it. People haven't even been able to attend loved ones funerals ffs!

I'm with you OP.

Does this help?

LellyMcKelly
I would rather guide my father into my mother than let that spunktoad anywhere near me

Jesus, what a thing to write. Far worse than my OP. Unfortunately this thread has conjured up musings on Michael Gove’s penis, which we could have all done without. Although to be fair, it seems as though many believe they could have done without this thread as well! 😁

I prefer to think that Michael Gove has an entirely smooth undercarriage, like a very ugly Ken doll.

There aren't many people who make my skin crawl but Dominic Cummings has a strange effect on me, it's an almost visceral reaction. He just looks a bit evil and narcissistic. I think he's gaslighting us all using that all too familiar puppy-dog 'who, me' style abusers do when they've been caught out.

People fancying Cummings or Gove tells you all you need to know about the sorry state of mental health care in the UK

Oh, I was just a little bit sick in my mouth there.
Is it because he's dead behind the eyes?
Is it because he has that 'I'm a serial killer but don't look like your typical serial killer' vibe going on, like Ted Bundy?
Or is it the stench of political power coming off him that does it for you?
I mean, to be fair to you, lots of people apparently thought Rasputin was a sexy beast back in the day...

I don't fancy him but I am annoyed and disgusted at the behaviour of the press, mumsnetters and people in general with regards to what he has done.

He made a decision to do something, whether he is being truthful or not about it being for the good if his family I don't think he deserves the hours of negative TV coverage, the acres of damning press coverage and the hate aimed at him by posters on here.

FFS what happened to Be Kind?

YANBU. He was put under pressure and had to face a difficult situation - show confidence and step up to the plate. A lot of people would find that attractive!

Yeah I thought the performance was very good at invoking the sympathy they were after. I'm not comfortable with that level of hate against a person.
However, of course he should be sacked or resign. It's baffling as to why he hasn't been.
Rishi is definitely the only cabinet member worth thinking about

Ugly is as ugly does, I dont care.about his looks, but he is an arrogant fucking lying arsehole

Are people missing the fact he was telling everyone to stay home, dont go to second homes, while he was doing the exact opposite?

EWWWWWWW 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

This whole govt is particularly Unattractive.
Gove
Boris
Cummings

EWWW to them all

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OP are you on glue?

@CloudsCanLookLikeSheep

Omg I had a dream about Johnson at the start of lockdown! We were getting married and he said we should have a baby!
Woke up appalled.

mean, to be fair to you, lots of people apparently thought Rasputin was a sexy beast back in the day...

Rasputin apparently had a strategically placed wart on his penis which was why he was such a hit with the ladies. 👀👀👀👀
🤮

Perhaps that’s Boris’s secret?

👀👀

However, of course he should be sacked or resign. It's baffling as to why he hasn't been.
Not baffling at all. Boris thinks he needs Cummings more than he needs to show any form of propriety or decency in government. Given the “oh leave the poor lamb alone” shit being posted, he is right.

FFS what happened to Be Kind?

Oh the irony.
Seriously you defend Cummings with that?

Lol 😂 😂😂😂

Ulver - so much so that Boney M wrote a song about it!!

Good grief, some of you are proper sick!

Cummings is a sociopath of the highest order. How could anyone fancy a man who believes that no-one will care "if a few pensioners die"?

Raab has the eyes of a psychopath and is really cold.

As for Gove, I can do no better than Frankie Boyle: the contents of a serial killer's drains poured into a pair of brogues.

If someone's desperate to shag a Tory, Huw Merriman MP (Bexhill and Battle) is quite nice looking and actually seems like a human. It's rumoured that sales of incontinence pads went up when he was selected as PPC, because of all the old ladies wetting themselves with excitement. twitter.com/HuwMerriman?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Eembeddedtimeline%7Ctwterm%5Eprofile%3Ahuwmerriman&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huwmerriman.org.uk%2F

For those of a leftier persuasion, Clive Lewis and Andy Burnham are both quite hot.