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To think that puppies should be illegal?

194 replies

SquishyBones · 21/05/2020 19:49

They’re just too much. Their big eyes, little noses, fat bellies ... the way they wobble when they walk and jump around and pounce on things like they’re a million times bigger than they are ... I just can’t be doing with it. Everytime I see a puppy I just want to squash it. My girl is 1 year old today and I’ve been looking at her puppy photos and videos ... she was totally unreasonable to bounce around the garden acting app ridiculously cute at 8 weeks old. Puppies are just too much!

Can’t be doing with it.

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SquirtleSquad · 22/05/2020 00:19

This one is ready to be taken into custody!

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gleegeek · 22/05/2020 00:23

YA Definitely NBU! Here's our -holy- -terror- bundle of joy!

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gleegeek · 22/05/2020 00:24

Hmm that didn't work Grin

SquirtleSquad · 22/05/2020 00:26

@gleegeek I have awful eyesight and at first glance I thought your beautiful doggy was wearing a red bandana with a sheriff badge BlushGrin

SciFiWoman · 22/05/2020 01:08

Going to have to confess this...

When my doggy was a pot-bellied pup... I used to blow raspberries on her tummy ( like you do to human babies when you’re changing their nappies..)

If that makes me wrong.. I don’t wanna be right!!😄
She’s all lean and muscly under her fur now... but, oooh! the pot belly weeks🥰

Tinkerbell456 · 22/05/2020 01:29

They are all evil and must be destroyed! I say kill them, kill them all!

OhDearMe2019 · 22/05/2020 04:34

It was lucky he was so cute - otherwise I would happily have binned him! He's 2 now and absolutely stellar.

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To think that puppies should be illegal?
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SquishyBones · 22/05/2020 05:42

I’m sorry so many people have been affected by these god awful creatures. Spawns of Satan, the lot of em.

I’m going to bleach my eyes now, all these photos have truly traumatised me. Maybe mumsnet should add a trigger warning to the title ... sorry guys

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Home42 · 22/05/2020 07:44

He’s no longer a puppy and his gorgeous white coat is filthy and he smells bad and insists on sleeping on my head... but I love him!

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ShadowsInTheDarkness · 22/05/2020 07:57

Just coming on to leave these here ....

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To think that puppies should be illegal?
To think that puppies should be illegal?
Karcheer · 22/05/2020 09:14

@SciFiWoman I still do this 😆

ChardonnaysPetDragon · 22/05/2020 09:29

Is that a little staffy ChestyNut?

midnightstar66 · 22/05/2020 09:29

Looks cute - reality vicious land shark. Definitely need to be made illegal!

midnightstar66 · 22/05/2020 09:32

My pictures won't attach Sad

IJustWantFiveMinutesAlone · 22/05/2020 09:42

I saw a video of a bulldog puppy running in slo mo yesterday. I got all gooey and I don't even want a dog!

Soubriquet · 22/05/2020 09:50

This isn’t a puppy but my dog wore bandanas. And tinsel..and pucci jumpers Grin

He passed away several years ago so these photos always bring a smile to my face

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To think that puppies should be illegal?
To think that puppies should be illegal?
Mooey89 · 22/05/2020 10:34

Totally unreasonable.
Here’s my two weeks old - 6 weeks until he comes home!

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BumDiggyDiggyDiggyBumDiggyBum · 22/05/2020 10:57

@YouokHun the expression on your dogs face 😫😫😫😫😫 I want a hug so badly. Think I need therapy so I can come see her.

This is our wee doodle. He’s 2 now, huge, his breath smells like fish and he sheds like mad. But he gives the best cuddles in the world! He lives at mums and I miss him 🙁

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VeganVeal · 22/05/2020 12:53

My time wasters. Should have drowned them at birth

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To think that puppies should be illegal?
To think that puppies should be illegal?
Busybusybust · 22/05/2020 12:56

They can be just as bad as grown ups.

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Spidey66 · 22/05/2020 13:10

No because if they were illegal I wouldn't have my baby.

Two pics, one taken when we got her a year ago and the other a couple of weeks back.

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To think that puppies should be illegal?
pigsDOfly · 22/05/2020 13:11

You're not wrong OP, seriously dangerous creatures.

I came across some old puppy photos of my dog this morning.

I'd forgotten the cute fluffiness, and how blonde and fluffy her fur was before it darkened up.

She's 9 years old now and just as adorable though.

Justnot · 22/05/2020 13:24

I’ll just leave this here......

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YouokHun · 22/05/2020 14:33

@BumDiggyDiggyDiggyBumDiggyBum actually what you have there is some sort of teddy bear, I don’t think that’s a dog at all (lovely). You’re welcome to cuddle my dog anytime as she’s absolutely useless at Social Distancing and happy to oblige at your convenience. She’s off duty just now as you can see.

Puppiespuppieseverywhere · 22/05/2020 14:46

Friend of mine has been in lockdown with this lot #apileofpuppies

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