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To think that puppies should be illegal?

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SquishyBones · 21/05/2020 19:49

They’re just too much. Their big eyes, little noses, fat bellies ... the way they wobble when they walk and jump around and pounce on things like they’re a million times bigger than they are ... I just can’t be doing with it. Everytime I see a puppy I just want to squash it. My girl is 1 year old today and I’ve been looking at her puppy photos and videos ... she was totally unreasonable to bounce around the garden acting app ridiculously cute at 8 weeks old. Puppies are just too much!

Can’t be doing with it.

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SquishyBones · 21/05/2020 20:35

@zscaler

What breed?? Sausage or Doberman? It’s hard to tell at that age!!

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OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 21/05/2020 20:36

Think I just squeed myself 😳😍😳 All my pup pics are on a nearly deceased computer or elderly cameras. Definite upcoming project!

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SciFiWoman · 21/05/2020 20:36

At 5 months, she was gorgeous... at 5 years and over 5 stone in weight... she sleeps on the pillow next to me...

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ilovecardigans · 21/05/2020 20:37

And... having a wee kip

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ilovecardigans · 21/05/2020 20:38

@SciFiWoman - has she grown into those ears yet? Grin

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Alsohuman · 21/05/2020 20:38

She’s still utterly adorable, even if she no longer fits in the hat.

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Warmhandscoldheart · 21/05/2020 20:38

I'll sign a petition. This little horror showed me up by finding cobwebs behind my sofa.

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Sinuhe · 21/05/2020 20:39

You can't resist a puppy!

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zscaler · 21/05/2020 20:40

@SquishyBones two little chipolatas!

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Banterlope · 21/05/2020 20:43

Ban this filth

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MilleniumHallsWalledGarden · 21/05/2020 20:45

Oh my picture didn't show!

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PestymcPestFace · 21/05/2020 20:47

This one should definitely have been banned.

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SciFiWoman · 21/05/2020 20:48

@ilovecardigans
Yes! She was all ears, paws and needle-teeth for a few months! When she was tiny, she slept on her back, all 4 paws in the air! She slept on my feet in the evenings and if you were careful, you could pick her up, still fast asleep and slide her into her crate without waking her😄
Those were the days... now she’s on the pillow next to me, feet and bushy tail in the bed! Love her to bits🙄

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PestymcPestFace · 21/05/2020 20:48

@Banterlope , send them to me, I will sort them out for you

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Puppymummy20 · 21/05/2020 20:48

Terrible

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lilmishap · 21/05/2020 20:49

Sharp teeth, puppy breath and puppy poop.

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Runbikeswim · 21/05/2020 20:49

This one is bad

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T0tallyFuckedUpFamily · 21/05/2020 20:50

I hope you aren’t being selfish, like the dog owners around me. They keep walking up and down the road past my house. Imagine taking dogs out during a pandemic, knowing bloody rightly that they can cause...




...cuteness overload and I can’t even go near them in order to cuddle them! Normally I’d be running towards them, cooking like a demoted dove. Dam you coronavirus! Dam you to hell! 😭

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PrimeroseHillAnnie · 21/05/2020 20:50

Are you feeling alright ?

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DesdemonaDryEyes · 21/05/2020 20:51

Yay. Puppies.

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ilovecardigans · 21/05/2020 20:52

@SciFiWoman she's absolutely gorgeous!

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SciFiWoman · 21/05/2020 20:52

@runbikeswim
Stop this now!!
Sooo cute, I could cry!! (And I love love big fluffy German Shepherds... but my head is turning...

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ToriaPumpkin · 21/05/2020 20:53

I take my dog to work. A colleague sent me this from the first day I had him in nearly two years ago and I forgot how gorgeous he was! Now he's a snarky teenager who has perfected ignoring me 😂

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T0tallyFuckedUpFamily · 21/05/2020 20:53

I’m a dog sitter, without dogs and I miss them all so much. I want this to be over so I can get back to complaining about them pooping on my floor, when the door is open to the dog garden. The filthy, messy, barky, adorable little sweethearts. I may have had a little too much vodka, so I’m just going to sit here and look through all the photos. 😍

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T0tallyFuckedUpFamily · 21/05/2020 20:54

Is that a little rescue of yours, DesdemonaDryEyes?

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