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To think that puppies should be illegal?

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SquishyBones · 21/05/2020 19:49

They’re just too much. Their big eyes, little noses, fat bellies ... the way they wobble when they walk and jump around and pounce on things like they’re a million times bigger than they are ... I just can’t be doing with it. Everytime I see a puppy I just want to squash it. My girl is 1 year old today and I’ve been looking at her puppy photos and videos ... she was totally unreasonable to bounce around the garden acting app ridiculously cute at 8 weeks old. Puppies are just too much!

Can’t be doing with it.

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Peachypips78 · 21/05/2020 22:13

@LupoLoopy they are indeed! Our Wilf is wonderful.

@HumphreyCobblers we have matchy dogs

I've never had a dog before and I had no idea how much I would totally fall in love with him. I actually like him more than I did my children as babies Blush

More pics of the Wilfinator to piss you off OP

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YouokHun · 21/05/2020 22:19

I’m attaching a photo of a truly awful black Labrador. She was one of those typical puppies; all needle teeth, round pink tummy and milky breath. Now she works (Part time) as a therapy dog; just being a happy and unquestioning presence in the room for my clients with depression. She’s very good at her clinical work. She’s still a puppy at heart, the only thing that has changed is the milky breath ... it’s more challenging now.

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SciFiWoman · 21/05/2020 22:19

@ilovecadigans
Of course ‘in’ the bed.... not on
Is there any other way!!😉

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Ylvamoon · 21/05/2020 22:23

I am truly miffed!

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NewAndImprovedNorks · 21/05/2020 22:25

I can’t breathe!

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raffaroo · 21/05/2020 22:29

These are disgustingly delicious! 😡😍

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HumphreyCobblers · 21/05/2020 22:38

@Peachypips78 so we do! Even the little white patch.

This is our first dog too, we can’t get over it! Even my husband, who took massive convincing to consider the idea, is totally in love.

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TheKrakening3 · 21/05/2020 22:41

My black lab puppy makes a squealing groaning noise when his tummy is being rubbed and it is illegally cute. Needs banning.

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Fivetoomany · 21/05/2020 22:49

Ban them right now!!

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BettyBooJustDoinTheDoo · 21/05/2020 22:51

Weightgate it’s the famous Pomeranian called Boo.

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Tadghthepup · 21/05/2020 22:56

Mine is an abomination.

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zscaler · 21/05/2020 22:56

#drugsnotpugs

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NOTANUM · 21/05/2020 23:02

@MrsEmilyB what kind of dog is yours? Very cute.

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ChestyNut · 21/05/2020 23:07

Disgusting wee beasties, with their squishy round puppy tummies Smile

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MrsEmilyB · 21/05/2020 23:13

@notanum - both are Chihuahuas 😊 here's Luna as an adult

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NOTANUM · 21/05/2020 23:15

@MrsEmilyB I just love their colouring! Very special

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MuseumOfYou · 21/05/2020 23:17

Here's our mini black brindle goldendoodle!

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StillMedusa · 21/05/2020 23:21

I don't know about being illegal... but this one definitely needs an ASBO at the moment!
She was cute here at 10 weeks...
She was 1 last week and is now an obnoxious teenager Grin But dear God I love her!

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LEELULUMPKIN · 21/05/2020 23:26

@Scarbados just for you

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Judystilldreamsofhorses · 21/05/2020 23:29

There is a man who walks past our house every day with a beautiful German shepherd puppy, called Ruby. She is the main reason I hate lockdown, because I want to cuddle her so much. (And she is desperate to come and make friends with me too.)

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Imarriedaviking · 21/05/2020 23:40

The boys.

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BakedCam · 21/05/2020 23:50

The best thread, ever.

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WinterHasCome · 21/05/2020 23:54

I absolutely agree. I shall pop my pup in the bin right away.

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Oddballz · 22/05/2020 00:04

Border terrier ❤️❤️

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theluckiest · 22/05/2020 00:05

@Peachypips78 @LupoLoopy

Pssst! Wanna see a schnauzer? He had a pink belly, wagged constantly and smelled like biscuits.

He's a lot bigger now & very much hairier and I just adores him.

Report me!! Go on. See if I care!!!

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