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Would you want to have a man’s genitalia for a day?

177 replies

Iateallthecookies000 · 07/04/2020 15:19

Lighthearted thread, but me and some girls were discussing whether or not you would want a penis (attached to you) for the day?

I don’t think I would as I wouldn’t know how to sit down etc it would be cumbersome. Plus I wouldn’t want it to, well you know Blush

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bottlenose301 · 09/04/2020 01:58

Yes for a day would be fun!

DioneTheDiabolist · 09/04/2020 02:05

A day would be great craic. I had that dream once.Grin

Wouldn't want it all the time though.

lifeonaloop · 09/04/2020 02:19

I'd smack myself in the testicles to prove, once and for all, that childbirth hurts more

StarlightLady · 09/04/2020 06:24

I’d give it a go, but just for one day. First thing l’d do is shave it and mske it neat and tidy. Then l couldn’t imagine walking around with it, so l would try and have lots of sex and a blowie.

But only if safe and painfree removal could be guaranteed at the end of the day. The clitoris is still queen!

Reginabambina · 09/04/2020 06:30

While it would be interesting to know what it feels like I’m not sure I could deal with the paranoia that I’d be stuck like that forever. I doubt my poor husband would be able to get over that.

StarlightLady · 09/04/2020 06:34

I wouldn’t want the awful underwear that comes with it!

SucculentCandle · 09/04/2020 06:52

or on a hot day I could just remove the vulva and my under carnage is just smooth skin and wipeable like a barbie blush

Grin
SucculentCandle · 09/04/2020 06:53

I'd smack myself in the testicles to prove, once and for all, that childbirth hurts more

That made me cough! Hmm Grin

StarlightLady · 09/04/2020 07:30

Do you get condoms with it? I wouldn’t want to make somebody pregnant on a day trip! Grin

RuffleCrow · 09/04/2020 07:36

Yeah, just for a day. But not just a penis on me - which would look very weird - i'd have to be 100% male. Whilst retaining my female levels of empathy and compassion so i don't do anything horrible with it.

Jimdandy · 09/04/2020 07:41

Yes, just for one day. I would have a wank and hopefully sex to experience it from a male poit of view!!

RuffleCrow · 09/04/2020 07:43

I think we all know the male orgasm is a pale shadow of the female. Firstly, all the men i've ever been with have been like 'oh! I've come!' Like it barely registered. Women, on the other hand... I think that's why a lot of men try and get their kicks in unsavoury ways - if they had orgasms like ours they wouldn't need to bother.

I think the song 'The Whole of the Moon' said it best.

Fishcakey · 09/04/2020 08:29

Haha! I would play with it all day Grin

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Iateallthecookies000 · 09/04/2020 12:53

I’m still not convinced 🤪 I keep giving my dh’s willy the side eye 👁 like it’s full of secrets about the universe

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CoalCraft · 09/04/2020 12:55

For a day, yes, just to see what it's like!

thisenglishlife · 09/04/2020 13:12

A bit of a lack of self awareness here i think regarding penises being ugly. I think guys think the same about us. Have you never heard of phrases like " badly packed kebab" or "axe wound".
Really. Looks ugly and smells rank compared to a penis i think.
What hell does that mean. Still smells rank though, fair play guys, must be hard going down sometimes.

I think you need to see a doctor @Pabbersxxx

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Iateallthecookies000 · 09/04/2020 13:19

Ok then why don’t we women spend all the time scratching down there? I asked my Dh said they get hot and sweaty! Ours don’t nor do they smell Grin

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whoami24 · 09/04/2020 13:31

Of course for a day, just to see what it's like and do the obvious things.

Always remember being at the hairdressers and somehow this topic came up in conversation. The 90 year old lady next to me, piping up I would so I could see what it's like to have a blowjob!

Userengage · 09/04/2020 13:43

I would love to have one for a day. Much wanking, banging, blow jobs, would need someone willing to ensure this comes off. Maybe more than one person so I could get some variety. No work that day as I would want to hold it/cup it and my new balls when not engaging in the sexual stuff. Oh and it would be a truly decent size, big but not King Dong. I'd be exhausted by the time I gave it back.

maddening · 09/04/2020 13:58

No no no it would be awful

TheSandman · 09/04/2020 14:03

I'd smack myself in the testicles to prove, once and for all, that childbirth hurts more

I have no doubt it does. And longer too. But, even going at it full pelt, you can only give birth once every nine months. My nads are in danger of whackage 24/7.

HelicopterRichard · 09/04/2020 14:17

I would fucking love it!!!

I’d like to be a 6’3” macho sporty type with a magnificent wang.

I’d like it to last a few days so I didn’t run out of time for being an absolute fuckboy. 👍

StarlightLady · 09/04/2020 16:40

@Iateallthecookies000 - Probably due to lack of grooming!

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Iateallthecookies000 · 09/04/2020 16:45

StarlightLady True

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MargieMo · 09/04/2020 18:17

I would devote the time to studies and research, to help further my knowledge.

Having an orgasm ... why does it sometimes shoot out and sometimes dribble out? Several experiments to be done so I can better understand that :)