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Would you want to have a man’s genitalia for a day?

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Iateallthecookies000 · 07/04/2020 15:19

Lighthearted thread, but me and some girls were discussing whether or not you would want a penis (attached to you) for the day?

I don’t think I would as I wouldn’t know how to sit down etc it would be cumbersome. Plus I wouldn’t want it to, well you know Blush

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EricaNernie · 07/04/2020 21:24

to have a pee outside,

Rubyupbeat · 07/04/2020 21:30

No way! Yuk...dangling and swinging, trying to get comfortable.
As a child I suppose up to junior age, I si wanted a winkie, all but one cousin are boys and I was so jealous they could just whip it out to wee, even their pyjamas had a hole to do a wee from.
I have since changed my min.

HotCrossBungle · 07/04/2020 21:30

Yes but I'd have to have the whole body (mid 20s) with the hormones that come with plus the guarantee of a shag (incl blowjob).

Apart from the sex thing it would be fascinating to see how life is in a male body and how I would be treated by others.

Rubyupbeat · 07/04/2020 21:30

Mind

HotCrossBungle · 07/04/2020 21:36

Oh and obviously it would have to be a decent size, imagine waking up with a micro penis 🙁

Pabbersxxx · 07/04/2020 21:39

A bit of a lack of self awareness here i think regarding penises being ugly. I think guys think the same about us. Have you never heard of phrases like " badly packed kebab" or "axe wound".

Crystal87 · 07/04/2020 21:40

I would love to know what a male orgasm feels like compared to a woman's so yes but only for a day.

Ginkypig · 07/04/2020 21:40

I'd have one for a week just to use it in all it's guises as an interesting experience but personally nothing beats a fanny Smile

I actually would and have discussed previously with friends that I would love to have a detachable vulva and breasts just so I could stick them on a shelf out the way when I didn't need them like if I wanted to go out for a run or when they get in the way when I'm trying to sleep in bed i could just stick my boobs on a shelf or on a hot day I could just remove the vulva and my under carnage is just smooth skin and wipeable like a barbie Blush

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Iateallthecookies000 · 07/04/2020 21:41

Got to be circumcised though, can’t be doing with all that extra skin Grin

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MarieQueenofScots · 07/04/2020 21:43

God no.

The last chicken in the shop look

I mean they’re useful but not a thing of beauty

Lovebug06 · 07/04/2020 21:51

Just asked my DH if he could have a vagina for the day, would he? Expected a yes straight away...
He said 'No way, I wouldn't know what to do with it!' I asked what he meant, he said 'well when I try to wee, it might just go everywhere!' Grin

AlCalavicci · 07/04/2020 21:57

I would love to have one for a day or three just to see how it feels but I would needs somebody's bones to jump on too.

@TheSandman I may be able to help you with that in the morning if it is getting in your way Wink
I agree with pp I do not think the floof is at all nice looking , but I am happy to bump uglies . Grin

TerrorWig · 07/04/2020 21:58

@LaurieFairyCake only 8? Grin

WakeAndBake · 07/04/2020 22:00

@Pabbersxxx

A bit of a lack of self awareness here i think regarding penises being ugly. I think guys think the same about us. Have you never heard of phrases like " badly packed kebab" or "axe wound".

Guys don’t think that badly packed axe wounds look ugly!

Moonmelodies · 07/04/2020 22:32

Would it not be like having an enormous clit? That you could pee out of??

Pabbersxxx · 07/04/2020 22:48

Really. Looks ugly and smells rank compared to a penis i think.

TerrorWig · 07/04/2020 22:54

Speak for yourself @Pabbersxxx

And men sure have a lot of derogatory names and 'jokes' about fannies to not think they're ugly - let's be real, I think we all know it's not lesbians that are getting vulva surgery now is it?

UnhappyMondays · 07/04/2020 22:56

I’d love to have male bits for a day, have always said that!!

Pabbersxxx · 07/04/2020 23:23

What hell does that mean. Still smells rank though, fair play guys, must be hard going down sometimes.

Pineapple1 · 07/04/2020 23:34

@Pabbersxxx.... Do younot clean yourself?

Also a woman's orgasem sounds and looks far more enjoyable than a man's.

Petiolaris · 07/04/2020 23:37

God yes! The male orgasm must be utterly amazing considering how obsessed they are with sex.

AuntMasha · 07/04/2020 23:45

I like the idea of my husband having a vagina for a day as he then might be able to discover what a clitoris is and where to find it.

BurtonHouse · 07/04/2020 23:54

I'd love to have one.
To have a quick wank instead of taking AGES would a novelty.
And I'd love to truly understand how it feels to be at the mercy of the little pink dictator.
I probably wouldn't leave the house all day, as I do enjoy the feeling of that soft, silky skin sliding over.... Better stop. Sounding positively pervy. Which autcorrected to percy, appropriately enough.

BillywigSting · 07/04/2020 23:58

I reckon it'd be interesting to try it out for a day. Only a day mind you.

I would absolutely be windmilling it.

Ds does this so frequently and with such delight that I would be intrigued to know just exactly how much fun it actually is Grin

HappydaysArehere · 08/04/2020 00:12

I would like to borrow one for long walks or journeys. How I envy the ease of bladder relief in a secluded corner of a wood etc.