Would you want to have a man’s genitalia for a day?

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Lighthearted thread, but me and some girls were discussing whether or not you would want a penis (attached to you) for the day?

I don’t think I would as I wouldn’t know how to sit down etc it would be cumbersome. Plus I wouldn’t want it to, well you know

to have a pee outside,

No way! Yuk...dangling and swinging, trying to get comfortable.
As a child I suppose up to junior age, I si wanted a winkie, all but one cousin are boys and I was so jealous they could just whip it out to wee, even their pyjamas had a hole to do a wee from.
I have since changed my min.

Yes but I'd have to have the whole body (mid 20s) with the hormones that come with plus the guarantee of a shag (incl blowjob).

Apart from the sex thing it would be fascinating to see how life is in a male body and how I would be treated by others.

Mind

Oh and obviously it would have to be a decent size, imagine waking up with a micro penis 🙁

A bit of a lack of self awareness here i think regarding penises being ugly. I think guys think the same about us. Have you never heard of phrases like " badly packed kebab" or "axe wound".

I would love to know what a male orgasm feels like compared to a woman's so yes but only for a day.

I'd have one for a week just to use it in all it's guises as an interesting experience but personally nothing beats a fanny

I actually would and have discussed previously with friends that I would love to have a detachable vulva and breasts just so I could stick them on a shelf out the way when I didn't need them like if I wanted to go out for a run or when they get in the way when I'm trying to sleep in bed i could just stick my boobs on a shelf or on a hot day I could just remove the vulva and my under carnage is just smooth skin and wipeable like a barbie

Got to be circumcised though, can’t be doing with all that extra skin

God no.

The last chicken in the shop look

I mean they’re useful but not a thing of beauty

Just asked my DH if he could have a vagina for the day, would he? Expected a yes straight away...
He said 'No way, I wouldn't know what to do with it!' I asked what he meant, he said 'well when I try to wee, it might just go everywhere!'

I would love to have one for a day or three just to see how it feels but I would needs somebody's bones to jump on too.

@TheSandman I may be able to help you with that in the morning if it is getting in your way
I agree with pp I do not think the floof is at all nice looking , but I am happy to bump uglies .

@LaurieFairyCake only 8?

@Pabbersxxx

A bit of a lack of self awareness here i think regarding penises being ugly. I think guys think the same about us. Have you never heard of phrases like " badly packed kebab" or "axe wound".

Guys don’t think that badly packed axe wounds look ugly!

Would it not be like having an enormous clit? That you could pee out of??

Really. Looks ugly and smells rank compared to a penis i think.

Speak for yourself @Pabbersxxx

And men sure have a lot of derogatory names and 'jokes' about fannies to not think they're ugly - let's be real, I think we all know it's not lesbians that are getting vulva surgery now is it?

I’d love to have male bits for a day, have always said that!!

What hell does that mean. Still smells rank though, fair play guys, must be hard going down sometimes.

@Pabbersxxx.... Do younot clean yourself?

Also a woman's orgasem sounds and looks far more enjoyable than a man's.

God yes! The male orgasm must be utterly amazing considering how obsessed they are with sex.

I like the idea of my husband having a vagina for a day as he then might be able to discover what a clitoris is and where to find it.

I'd love to have one.
To have a quick wank instead of taking AGES would a novelty.
And I'd love to truly understand how it feels to be at the mercy of the little pink dictator.
I probably wouldn't leave the house all day, as I do enjoy the feeling of that soft, silky skin sliding over.... Better stop. Sounding positively pervy. Which autcorrected to percy, appropriately enough.

I reckon it'd be interesting to try it out for a day. Only a day mind you.

I would absolutely be windmilling it.

Ds does this so frequently and with such delight that I would be intrigued to know just exactly how much fun it actually is

I would like to borrow one for long walks or journeys. How I envy the ease of bladder relief in a secluded corner of a wood etc.