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Original poster

Would you want to have a man’s genitalia for a day?

177 replies

Iateallthecookies000 · 07/04/2020 15:19

Lighthearted thread, but me and some girls were discussing whether or not you would want a penis (attached to you) for the day?

I don’t think I would as I wouldn’t know how to sit down etc it would be cumbersome. Plus I wouldn’t want it to, well you know Blush

OP posts:
FudgeBrownie2019 · 07/04/2020 15:20

Not a chance. They're not the prettiest of appendages.

Crackerscheesescabbyknees · 07/04/2020 15:20

100% I would love a penis.

Wheresthebiffer2 · 07/04/2020 15:21

shudder, errr...nope.

BabbleBee · 07/04/2020 15:21

The only time I’ve genuinely had penis envy is when I’ve run marathons. The guys have it a lot easier...

Lippy1234 · 07/04/2020 15:21

I’d love to have a one day trial.

Pickles89 · 07/04/2020 15:21

I can't for the life of me imagine why anyone would ever want one. Confused

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 07/04/2020 15:21

Only positive I can think of is easy toilet trips. Everything else about them seems inconvenient.

Original poster
Iateallthecookies000 · 07/04/2020 15:22

But what if you got an erection?? That would freak me out Shock

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chockaholic72 · 07/04/2020 15:22

If I’m being honest I’d like to see how feels to have a wank man-style! Grin

Georgeofthejungle · 07/04/2020 15:23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

AmelieTaylor · 07/04/2020 15:23

Yeah, sure, why not...I think I'd have great fun with it for 1 day. 😊

Some of them are less than attractive, but some are very nice. Mine would be very nice of course😊🤣

ThereWillBeAdequateFood · 07/04/2020 15:24

Could be fun for a day. I definitely don’t want to keep it though.

NiceLegsShameAboutTheFace · 07/04/2020 15:24

I'm in lockdown alone; I'd be quite partial to a certain man's genitals right now Grin

Oh, you mean instead of my own set up? Bleugh, no thanks!

Original poster
Iateallthecookies000 · 07/04/2020 15:27

Let’s face it, they are bloody ugly aren’t they. And they are so proud of them too 😀

OP posts:
MulticolourMophead · 07/04/2020 15:28

Just for one day? Maybe, to see how it all feels.

Permanently? Never, I'm happy in my own body.

MegaClutterSlut · 07/04/2020 15:28

I would, just so I could find out what it feels like for men Blush and to see if I can do the helicopter

lifeisgoodmostofthetime · 07/04/2020 15:29

Penis is ok but the balls are ugly.

ALongHardWinter · 07/04/2020 15:29

If I'm being honest I'd like to see how it feels to have a wank man style! That did make me laugh!
The only real advantage that I can think is easier,quicker toilet trips,and not having to worry about desperately needing a pee when you're miles from the nearest loo! Apart from that,they're not exactly the most attractive part of a man's anatomy,are they? Grin

minipie · 07/04/2020 15:30

Just for one day, why not. Good to have different experiences.

I’d like some warning though! Wouldn’t want to wake up and find it hanging there...

Dozer · 07/04/2020 15:31

Penis envy?

Would be fun to have sex as a man and see what it feels like!

ALongHardWinter · 07/04/2020 15:31

OP,yes they ARE bloody ugly,hence I don't understand the inflated sense of pride that so many owners of them have!

Mirada · 07/04/2020 15:32

'To have a penis is like being chained to a lunatic'.....variously attributed to Socrates, Sophocles, Plato......and more recently George Melly.

TheOwlandThe · 07/04/2020 15:32

I had a dream I had a penis last night! It was temporary in my dream. I was really disappointed to find out I didnt when i woke up Grin

So yes i would want one for a day. Just to see what it was like. Id definitely have a wank and also Id want to have sex so DP would have to have a vagina for the day too. Id probably spend a lot of time peeing

I wouldnt want one forever though, just for the day. It would be useful if you could grow one for things like sport matches and festivals so it was easier.

Moonmelodies · 07/04/2020 15:35

BabbleBee
You're going to have to explain that for us non-runners - I'd have thought the men have it worse with their bits flapping around??

Spanneroo · 07/04/2020 15:39

moon it's be what stopping to wee is much easier and more dignified!