Would you want to have a man’s genitalia for a day?

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Lighthearted thread, but me and some girls were discussing whether or not you would want a penis (attached to you) for the day?

I don’t think I would as I wouldn’t know how to sit down etc it would be cumbersome. Plus I wouldn’t want it to, well you know

I would want the whole male body for the day.

Surely they get in the way and get uncomfortable. Especially in hot weather. Ugh.

absolutely!

I’d like some warning though! Wouldn’t want to wake up and find it hanging there...

I would love to have one for the day. I would literally wank for the whole time.

Bezalelle and I are on the same wavelength .

Yes! I’d have wanks and helicopter all day long. Might stick it in an apple pie and see what the fuss is all about

If I were going out for a day somewhere with minimal toilet provision and I could click my fingers and have a penis, yes definitely.

I'd like a blow job.

I'd give it a try, why not?

Oh yes, what fun! Wanking, helicopting, easy peeing, fun with erections and sex from a male POV.

I’d fiddle with it all day!

Yeah but they are hairy and sweaty 🥵 you’d have to wash them every five minutes

Absolutely!

I’d have one for a day. I’d wash it in its own beaker.

Definitely for the day! Just to know what it feels like. Be a bit boring if you couldn’t try it out with anyone though, you wouldn’t get the full effect, so would be a bit of a let down if you didn’t manage to hook up with someone in that timeframe....

Could be interesting but for one day only you'd have to be pretty sure you'd know where it was going, otherwise it would be a waste of a day and possibly frustrating.

Just for one day? Absolutely. It would be a fun experiment. I am straight as anything and I have kids. Clearly I don't find every penis repulsive

I’d like some warning though!
that too

Definitely for a day. And agree with dp having a vagina. I would wee standing up, wank loads, have sex, keep "rearranging" it as that seems a very important part of having one. Sit really comfortably on public transport as we know they take up a lot of space. Do some puppetry of the penis. Think I'd need a week.

Yes!!!!

I certainly give it a go. I think it could be fun.

Absolutely! But whole body please! It would be so much fun to see what it's like! I'd specifically love to swap with DH. Would be lovely to be tall....(+ penis!)....

Mmm, they're not the prettiest of things are they? It would be an interesting exercise, but no thanks.

It would be useful if men could have a vagina for a week especially for a particularly uncomfortable and heavy period then they'd understand what we go through and have a bit more sympathy. I expect they'd call out for a truckload of painkillers and a hot water bottle. Not that I'm a man-hater or anything.

I say yes. I'd like to feel the sensation of it "helicoptering"...wheeeeeee!

Also I'd like to know what it's like to have a little warm slug nestled against you all day. I imagine it to be like a comforter explains why so many men shove their hands down their pants all the time

TheOwland
I was going to ask if any of you had ever dreamt you had one. I was very pleased with mine in my dream. Would love to try one on for size. Clearly mine would be a decent length and girth... and behave itself.