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Would you want to have a man’s genitalia for a day?

177 replies

Iateallthecookies000 · 07/04/2020 15:19

Lighthearted thread, but me and some girls were discussing whether or not you would want a penis (attached to you) for the day?

I don’t think I would as I wouldn’t know how to sit down etc it would be cumbersome. Plus I wouldn’t want it to, well you know Blush

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Dozer · 07/04/2020 15:39

I would want the whole male body for the day.

Bluewavescrashing · 07/04/2020 15:41

Surely they get in the way and get uncomfortable. Especially in hot weather. Ugh.

AlmostAJillSandwich · 07/04/2020 15:44

absolutely!

ShouldIVisit · 07/04/2020 15:45

I’d like some warning though! Wouldn’t want to wake up and find it hanging there...

Grin
Bezalelle · 07/04/2020 15:49

I would love to have one for the day. I would literally wank for the whole time.

TerrorWig · 07/04/2020 15:51

Bezalelle and I are on the same wavelength Grin.

Yabadee · 07/04/2020 15:51

Yes! I’d have wanks and helicopter all day long. Might stick it in an apple pie and see what the fuss is all about

VegetableMunge · 07/04/2020 15:52

If I were going out for a day somewhere with minimal toilet provision and I could click my fingers and have a penis, yes definitely.

PeppaisaBitch · 07/04/2020 15:54

I'd like a blow job.

GrolliffetheDragon · 07/04/2020 15:57

I'd give it a try, why not?

HPLikecraft · 07/04/2020 15:58

Oh yes, what fun! Wanking, helicopting, easy peeing, fun with erections and sex from a male POV.

I’d fiddle with it all day!

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Iateallthecookies000 · 07/04/2020 15:59

Yeah but they are hairy and sweaty 🥵 you’d have to wash them every five minutes

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Confuzzled123 · 07/04/2020 16:00

Absolutely!

LalalalalaLlama · 07/04/2020 16:01

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Thehop · 07/04/2020 16:02

I’d have one for a day. I’d wash it in its own beaker.

angelcakebananabrain · 07/04/2020 16:03

Definitely for the day! Just to know what it feels like. Be a bit boring if you couldn’t try it out with anyone though, you wouldn’t get the full effect, so would be a bit of a let down if you didn’t manage to hook up with someone in that timeframe....

Lynda07 · 07/04/2020 16:04
Grin

Could be interesting but for one day only you'd have to be pretty sure you'd know where it was going, otherwise it would be a waste of a day and possibly frustrating.

MamaBearOnLockdown · 07/04/2020 16:07

Just for one day? Absolutely. It would be a fun experiment. I am straight as anything and I have kids. Clearly I don't find every penis repulsive Grin

I’d like some warning though!
that too Grin

JuniLoolaPalooza · 07/04/2020 16:07

Definitely for a day. And agree with dp having a vagina. I would wee standing up, wank loads, have sex, keep "rearranging" it as that seems a very important part of having one. Sit really comfortably on public transport as we know they take up a lot of space. Do some puppetry of the penis. Think I'd need a week.

glasgow357 · 07/04/2020 16:07

Yes!!!!

helpfulperson · 07/04/2020 16:08

I certainly give it a go. I think it could be fun.

Skeletoninatutu · 07/04/2020 16:09

Absolutely! But whole body please! It would be so much fun to see what it's like! I'd specifically love to swap with DH. Would be lovely to be tall....(+ penis!)....

ginghamtablecloths · 07/04/2020 16:14

Mmm, they're not the prettiest of things are they? It would be an interesting exercise, but no thanks.

It would be useful if men could have a vagina for a week especially for a particularly uncomfortable and heavy period then they'd understand what we go through and have a bit more sympathy. I expect they'd call out for a truckload of painkillers and a hot water bottle. Not that I'm a man-hater or anything.

BuzzShitbagBobbly · 07/04/2020 16:19

I say yes. I'd like to feel the sensation of it "helicoptering"...wheeeeeee!

Also I'd like to know what it's like to have a little warm slug nestled against you all day. I imagine it to be like a comforter explains why so many men shove their hands down their pants all the time

Mummyoflittledragon · 07/04/2020 16:27

TheOwland
I was going to ask if any of you had ever dreamt you had one. I was very pleased with mine in my dream. Would love to try one on for size. Clearly mine would be a decent length and girth... and behave itself.