Would you want to have a man’s genitalia for a day?

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Lighthearted thread, but me and some girls were discussing whether or not you would want a penis (attached to you) for the day?

I don’t think I would as I wouldn’t know how to sit down etc it would be cumbersome. Plus I wouldn’t want it to, well you know

God yes! The male orgasm must be utterly amazing considering how obsessed they are with sex I doubt it compares to a woman's intensity. I think men are easily pleased.

100% yes for just a day , I would strut around the garden marking my territory

Wouldn't it be like wearing glasses just for a day?

I would like a 1 week trial.

@EmeraldShamrock. You read my mind about easily pleased. Imagine finding out that the feeling and intensity of a male orgasm is exactly the same or worse, less intense 😱 I reckon women expect far far more 😁

When I was 24 I actually asked my boyfriend what it felt like, you know, dtd? He was silghtly bemused, and I remember warm and nice. So that's it, already know what it feels like hehehe. They come in handy when you need to wee. The only time I would appreciate having one myself.

I wouldn’t want to have to whip it out in a public urinal, but it’s be handy for long walks.

Have I been living under a rock? Can somebody PLEASE tell what this 'helicoptering' is? I have seen it mentioned numerous times on this thread,but I honestly have no idea what it is! Maybe I've led a sheltered life.

I'd give it a go, get kicked in the crotch and then be the only person in history who could answer the question of what hurts more, child birth or a kick in the happy sacks?

@ALongHardWinter, it's when a man does a little jig so his dick swings round like a 'copter blade.

Yes I’d Just need to just be a man for the day though.

Imagine no boobs, never having to wear a bra. Leaving the house without make up. Comfortable clothes. Peeing standing up and sex guaranteed to feel good. Who wouldn’t want to try it?

Nah, not really... I mean, I guess it could possibly be educational to see how the other half live . I don't think I'd enjoy the experience-- but maybe the real worry would be if I did find it better in some way than having female genitalia. More comfortable or something (though I find that very doubtful, despite the fact that we have more breast-related discomfort and periods to contend with)... When I went back to normal, would I be dissatisfied with my lot in life?

Ladies. You are welcome to borrow mine fir a day if I could have a pair of 36DD in return.
I would play with them all day long, and never have to leave home. But the thought of another man touching them, UGH !!

Yes but just for one day, provided that day coincided with the horse’s day off.

Taken out of context

I wouldn't want one. I'd probably shut it in a car door or something.

I'm thinking classics here.

Not really. I wouldn’t mind peeing standing up without it going down my legs but other than that, they’re pretty ugly and look floppy and annoying .

Maybe if it was a small one, it wouldn’t be so bad for about 15 mins or so

Oh yes just for a day, to find out if a blow job is amazing.

And if they get itchy which leads to all the scratching and rearranging that goes on!

Definitely! I want to know if his orgasm is better than mine. I’m a fiddler in general so I’d probably just play with it all day.

Ahhh these are the sorts of discussions we have in our staff room...I'm really missing being at work. Thanks for the silly laughs guys

Yes! Ham-shank that thing all day! Then walk to the shops like John Wayne having those boys swinging.
Oh, and see how difficult it is really to aim in the toilet.

NO! Ugh, but minges are ugly too tbh.

And if they get itchy which leads to all the scratching and rearranging that goes on!.

Rearranging?? Surely they can’t move around that much

God yes I’d love one for a day or two.

I’d get nothing done I expect. Except wanking and trying to out-helicopter myself.

Still don’t know what helicopting is