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Would you want to have a man’s genitalia for a day?

177 replies

Iateallthecookies000 · 07/04/2020 15:19

Lighthearted thread, but me and some girls were discussing whether or not you would want a penis (attached to you) for the day?

I don’t think I would as I wouldn’t know how to sit down etc it would be cumbersome. Plus I wouldn’t want it to, well you know Blush

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TheVanguardSix · 07/04/2020 16:29

In me? Yes. Grin
On me? Hell to the no.

EmeraldShamrock · 07/04/2020 16:34

No I have never dreamt I had one.
Yes I'd like one for a couple of hours, not 24. Imagine it tipping off your inner thigh randomly.

Pelleas · 07/04/2020 16:39

Yes, I'd be up for that. I once dreamt I had one and was casting round (unsuccessfully) for someone to have sex with, to see what it was like. I wouldn't want it permanently - on an 'approval' basis would be good, though!

roarfeckingroar · 07/04/2020 16:42

Totally, for a day.

Wannabangbang · 07/04/2020 16:43

I'd love it, I'd like to see why men are so obsessed with the manhood. I'd flick it, fling it around and wank it all day long Grin

Igotthemheavyboobs · 07/04/2020 16:55

Oh yeah I would! I would have so much sex!
Only for 1 day though, would also be easier if DP had a fanny for the day at the same time.

pooopypants · 07/04/2020 16:56

I've said for years that I'd love to have one for a day - wanking, sex from the penetrator's perspective, helicoptering, random erections, blow jobs and everything. I'd have to cancel any and all plans for that day though because I'd get bugger all else done.

I've also dreamt I had a penis. I was in a big hot tub, other people there, I stood up. It was HUGE. I couldn't wrap both arms around it - it was ridiculous. I also once had a dream that I had a penis and Fizz from Corrie was sucking me off Hmm

PotatoesDieInHotCars · 07/04/2020 17:42

Um...to all the women calling male bits and bobs "ugly" have you looked at your own roadkill in the mirror?

Zaphodsotherhead · 07/04/2020 17:48

If I have to have a penis for a day, can we arrange for a bloke to have honking great tits in exchange? They are so fascinated by boobs, but haven't the faintest idea what it's like to try to do anything with two huge great water filled balloons flapping about on your chest!

I'm sure I could manage a day with a hairy sausage tucked into my jeans.

ALongHardWinter · 07/04/2020 17:50

PotatoesDieInHotCars
Are you a man,by any chance? Grin

madcatladyforever · 07/04/2020 17:55

Yes I need to know whats so special about it but I'd be worried I'd lose the ability to do housework or laundry.

PotatoesDieInHotCars · 07/04/2020 17:56

Are you a man,by any chance?

Not even a little. I just think it's a bit nasty to comment on people's bodies like that.

I wouldn't mind having a penis right now. Isolation is boring.

Wannabangbang · 07/04/2020 17:58

I'm missing mens willies myself lol, i rather like the look of them Grin

julybaby32 · 07/04/2020 17:59

Well, I'd be curious, so yes. I'd want it to be a day when I was planning to do a long distance walk in a remote area. The sort where "outdoor plumbing" is a distinct advantage.
On a separate day I would like to try being tall. Again advanced warning so I can plan the day to take advantage of this would be helpful.

HermanTheWorm · 07/04/2020 18:02

Always wanted to know what it was like.

But I also always wanted no boobs.

MamaBearOnLockdown · 07/04/2020 18:02

That's a good point, if you are a straight female, what are you supposed to do with that penis? Attraction to other women (or an open-minded man I suppose) should be another add-on.

PrincessHoneysuckle · 07/04/2020 18:03

I had a vivid dream years ago that I had a penis growing from my thigh.Since then I believe I know what it's like to have one.

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 07/04/2020 18:04

Just for a day, sure. Be interesting to know what it feels like when its excited - I asked DH to describe it once out of curiosity and he struggled to put it into words, because its all he had known.

dontgobaconmyheart · 07/04/2020 18:05

Sure why not, not like any of us have a lot else going on is it Grin. I wonder if it magically comes with a pay rise or if a day isn't sufficient to yield that perk...Envy

MangePasTesOnglesVilain · 07/04/2020 18:06

I'd swap any type of younger genitalia for my peri menopausal ones.

Or even ones from someone with fewer vaginal deliveries would do.

Or someone who had actually done their pelvic floor exercises when they were drowning in nappies, vomit, lego and baby food.

LaurieFairyCake · 07/04/2020 18:08

Would also wank off about 8 times

I want to see if the orgasm is the same the 8th time as the first time

Single2catsand1daughter · 07/04/2020 18:12

Be fun for a day 😑

ButterbuttSquash · 07/04/2020 18:13

Yes. FOR SURE. love to know what it’s like. I think I bore my husband with questions.

Bdayupset · 07/04/2020 18:15

I've always wanted to have a penis for a day. But I'm degenerate, and I'd be sticking in all sorts of things Blush

Ohyesiam · 07/04/2020 18:25

Ooh yes, it works be lovely to find out how it all felt from a man’s POV. I’d try everything.
Surprised the human race keeps going with so many of you thinking they are ugly.