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Would you want to have a man’s genitalia for a day?

177 replies

Iateallthecookies000 · 07/04/2020 15:19

Lighthearted thread, but me and some girls were discussing whether or not you would want a penis (attached to you) for the day?

I don’t think I would as I wouldn’t know how to sit down etc it would be cumbersome. Plus I wouldn’t want it to, well you know Blush

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ErrolTheDragon · 07/04/2020 18:29

I wouldn't want one at the moment, but maybe could come in handy if after restrictions are lifted we go for a really long walk somewhere.

Deathraystare · 07/04/2020 19:46

No thanks cos then I would really be a Dick!

ComeOnEileen11 · 07/04/2020 19:54

Definitely not, they're ugly and surely it'd just get in the way because you weren't used to it!

HelenaNightSoilCart · 07/04/2020 19:59

Definitely yes. Imagine being able to feel what it was like having sex, what it is that really feels good as a man,
especially if your partner could have the same experience as a woman.

Oh and yeah, I’d like to do a helicopter, and sit with my legs wide apart and wear boxers, and take a wee is the woods without fear of peeing on my shoes.

EmeraldShamrock · 07/04/2020 20:06

Jez imagine men had the complex job of owning a vulva for the day, it would show the ones who are shit at foreplay it isn't a matter of sticking a penis in and pumping.

BuzzShitbagBobbly · 07/04/2020 20:11

Anyone else getting this ad underneath the comments? Grin

Would you want to have a man’s genitalia for a day?
AgeLikeWine · 07/04/2020 20:13

Of course! How bizarre would it be to have a piece of your anatomy which spontaneously doubles in size and goes rigid? How great would it be to be able to pee anywhere so easily?

In fairness, I’m sure most blokes would love to have a pair of boobs to play with for a day. Some already do, of course... Grin

Sohardtochooseausername · 07/04/2020 20:14

This is what Mumsnet is for Grin

ilovecakeandwine · 07/04/2020 20:14

I think it would be interesting to be a man for a day not just the penis a bit like vice versa body swap Grin.
I've always been interested what goes on in the men's toilets Grin

Bluebooby · 07/04/2020 20:15

Not particularly, but if I had the opportunity to try one out for a day I'd give it a go.

Bluebooby · 07/04/2020 20:16

Jez imagine men had the complex job of owning a vulva for the day, it would show the ones who are shit at foreplay it isn't a matter of sticking a penis in and pumping.

It would lead to a lot of improved sex lives I think!

Craftylittlething · 07/04/2020 20:17

Yes! I’d like to pee standing up and write my name. I’d also quite like to have a wank and just stand around scratching my balls for a day.

Namechange8471 · 07/04/2020 20:22

Ohyesiam same here!

ThrowingGoodAfterBad · 07/04/2020 20:38

I’ve always been curious about what it would be like to have one, men all seem to think it’s the most important thing on the planet.

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Iateallthecookies000 · 07/04/2020 20:51

I still don’t want a willy attached to me, even just for a day. I love my dh’s one but I’m glad it’s attached to him and not me 😀

Ours is neat and not so aggressive looking 🤓

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NotOneToShoutOut · 07/04/2020 21:05

Hell yes, particularly if it was my partners Smile.

TheSandman · 07/04/2020 21:10

Just for one day, why not. Good to have different experiences.

I’d like some warning though! Wouldn’t want to wake up and find it hanging there...

As the owner of one I can assure you that they don't often hang there in the morning - often quite the opposite in fact.

PlanDeRaccordement · 07/04/2020 21:12

Only if I can manspread. I can’t imagine how to sit comfortably otherwise.

CeliaCanth · 07/04/2020 21:12

Yes but just for one day, provided that day coincided with the horse’s day off. Not sure I’d fancy trying a bit of sitting trot with a whole new undercarriage setup.

TheSandman · 07/04/2020 21:13

surely it'd just get in the way because you weren't used to it!

"Used to it"? I've had mine 60 years and it still gets in the way.

Blibbyblobby · 07/04/2020 21:15

Depends which man’s!

Likethebattle · 07/04/2020 21:15

I’d love to swap bodies with my DH so he can see what being a woman
I’d like. I think as a man you’d feel a bit stronger and I’d like to show him what my bad knee and an awful period is like. I’d play with my willy all the time,

CallMeRachel · 07/04/2020 21:16

Bloody hell at 'roadkill'!!! ShockConfused

I'm pretty sure most women here don't have private parts that remotely resembles road kill!

If your does, please seek help!

I would LOVE a penis for a week. First thing I'd do is see if I can piss in a straight line and not on the floor of the loo!
I'd love to see and feel how it affected my concentration and thoughts.

I think a well groomed man-set and erect penis is amazing. Flacid and scrumpled up hood with wild bushy pubes, not so much GrinGrinGrin

Eucritta · 07/04/2020 21:18

@JuniLoolaPalooza says it for me.

Branleuse · 07/04/2020 21:22

I reckon it would be brilliant fun. Id rather it was for longer than a day though, and not in lockdown time, as id like to have more of a chance to find someone to have sex with with it.