Are German nipples the worst?

[Crackerofdoom]

I just learned the word for nipples in German is Brustwarzen

The literal translation is "breast warts"

Is this the worst direct translation or are there more out there?

Sorry, didn't mean to enable voting

Thanks OP

I voted anyways op. It’s very funny

Thanks for the giggle.

Garlic butter is knoblauchbutter

Leichenwagen is a hearse, translates as Corpse car, so why isn't coffin a Leichenkiste?

Is the language that literal?

Best thread title I've seen in a long while.

Proper belly laughed

Yanbu

I don't want to restrict people to just German translations but they really are awesome! I love this language!

Now I know that bagpipes are a Dudelsack (yodel sack) however, I may have to find myself and my breast warts unreasonable...

@Iwannabeadored20 German is a very literal language

Lots of funny examples here

Contraceptive pill is called Antibabypille!

Oh I love German for this. My favourite is 'handschuh' - gloves.

I discovered this when my daughter was born here and I was trying to describe to the pharmacist I needed nipple cream. I looked at her horrified and insisted I didn't have breast warts. She was like, yeah love, I think you do... was so embarrassed when I whacked Linguee out and had to agree I needed the breast watt cream

In Swedish athlete's foot is fotsvamp. Literally foot mushrooms.

Bur my favourite is the Swedish word for vegetables: grönsaker. Literally 'green things'.

This is the content I need.

I love stuff like this. In Quebec a hot dog is ‘Le chien chaud’

Dunno about nipples, but the German for exhaust pipe (on a car) is
Auspuff

Popty ping (not offial lol ) popty microdon in welsh amuses me

Irish animal names are the best!

@LonelyFromCorona

That list was fab.

Wait snake = queue
Gender traffic = sex

No Sanskrit is the worst. Over 20-30 words for nipple and most of them prefaced with ‘that place’ lol

@GrumpyHoonMain

No wonder they wrote the kama sutra then

German for ‘Slug’ is Nacktschnecke which literally translated is ‘naked snail’. i love that one!

Great thread!