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Boris MIA again?

350 replies

Sarahlou63 · 02/04/2020 19:27

Anyone think it's rather strange that Boris is still out of action and that, yet again, he's nowhere to be seen - a repeat of the election and the floods....

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alloutoffucks · 02/04/2020 23:16

Actually a pained expression is pretty much what my kids do when they are lying about being ill because they want a day off school.

Sammymommy · 02/04/2020 23:18

He is also a lot thinner. (Charles looks like absolute shit too. That virus is no joke).

I am not sure why you think he is pretending when

  1. It makes him look stupid to have caught the virus when he was shaking hands left and right
  2. he could just say that he is showing example and avoiding getting out
  3. He could pretend he has been in contact with someone having the virus and stay home for 14 days.

He looks like shit, I believe he is sick..

alloutoffucks · 02/04/2020 23:20

He may be sick.
Its just if you have a long history of lying then of course what you say is not going to be taken as necessarily true. If this had been John Major it would not have even crossed my mind that he could be lying however well he looked.

Ilovemypantry · 03/04/2020 00:11

@DobbyTheHouseElk

I agree, he didn’t look well at all. I hope he recovers very soon .

FunkyKingston · 03/04/2020 00:14

all

Exactly, if Johnson told me I had a hole in my arse l'd feel and check.

Given he's a proven and repeated liar, he shouldn't be surprised if his public pronouncements are treated with a degree of scepticism.

And can we stop the chummy Boris shit too?

It was never Tony, Gordon or Theresa, he isn't harmless media figure doing his comedy buffoonish toff on a panel show.

He's the bloody prime minister and one of the most mendacious, idle and stupid we've had.

DarnedSocks · 03/04/2020 00:22

John Major lied when he wanted to. Certainly to his wife...

I'm no fan of Boris. He failed to proactively deal with Covid-19, downplayed the situation to a dangerous level, including the ridiculous shaking hands thing, but I don't think he's lying about being ill. Whether he's been treated with drugs most of of us won't get because of limited stock is another issue. Nevertheless, I hope he recovers.

FunkyKingston · 03/04/2020 00:25

John Major lied when he wanted to. Certainly to his wife...

I'm not talking about Johnson's private voice, I couldn't give two hoots about where he slings his over-active cock.

alloutoffucks · 03/04/2020 00:32

John Major would not have pretended to have corona. Perhaps Boris isn't either, but I wouldn't put it past him.
And that pained expression is the one my kids would use if they were will but trying to persuade me otherwise.

dontgobaconmyheart · 03/04/2020 00:51

What silliness. Have you seen the man? He looks like he's been stranded in the outback for days, he's bright pink Confused. Pretty sure he is not well. I am not at all a fan of his but sincerely hope he recovers.

alloutoffucks · 03/04/2020 00:55

No he is not bright pink, if anything he looks slightly pale. But that amy just be the lighting.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/coronavirus-boris-johnson-isolation-symptoms-quarantine-downing-street-a9442216.html

TheUnquestionedAnswer · 03/04/2020 01:11

Charles looked really pink. I thought Boris looked ill.

SirChing · 03/04/2020 02:53

There are some threads where I actually hope they have been targeted by a troll for a laugh. This is one of them. The alternative, that one or two (mainly one) posters really are that thick, is terrifying. How the fuck do they do life?

ALongHardWinter · 03/04/2020 03:10

Whilst we're on the subject of Boris,has anyone NOT received his letter yet? I'm still waiting.

CendrillonSings · 03/04/2020 07:00

alloutoffucks

A pained expression is easy to put on if you are lying.

What nasty, vicious rubbish. You’d better hope karma isn’t real.

PieceOfMaria · 03/04/2020 07:24

Just to be clear - I haven't been resident in the UK for 25 years so I have no political agenda.

Really? Your political agenda wouldn’t be that you are still smarting about Brexit then? Given that you live in an EU country.

kmc1111 · 03/04/2020 07:36

I believe he’s ill, given he was practically begging to get it by taking zero precautions, but surely in a crisis like this if the PM can’t do their job to its full extent for days/weeks then the deputy should be taking over fully and immediately for that period. It’s really not acceptable for him to be in his sick bed during one of the worst health and economic crises the nation has faced without first handing over all his responsibilities.

Fallsballs · 03/04/2020 07:53

I don’t know why anyone is worried/concerned about Johnson- he doesn’t give a shit about you.
He can’t even feign sincerity sick or not. Wake up folks.

MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 03/04/2020 07:57

When Eden and Macmillan were sick they stepped down temporarily and let Rab Butler take over.

He's either still PM or he isn't.

Now where are those 250,000 tests he promised us a couple of weeks back?

beautifulteeth · 03/04/2020 08:20

What a nasty Labour voters thread this is...

You all really need to get over the fact that you lost the last election. In dramatic style

😂😂😂

SirChing · 03/04/2020 08:30

What a nasty Labour voters thread this is...

How do you explain those of us who vote Labour, don't like Boris's politics, but have still been defending him as a person and ill human being on this thread?

Also, the election was ages ago, hasn't everyone moved on now? It's a bit weird to bring it up at all really.

CendrillonSings · 03/04/2020 08:31

beautifulteeth

Yep - they’re so pissed off that all their histrionics couldn’t stop them losing in a landslide that they’re relying on Covid to take Boris down!

Fallsballs · 03/04/2020 08:39

Nothing to do with labour/Tory. Sorry to disappoint.
Your guy Johnson is useless.

SirChing · 03/04/2020 08:42

@CendrillonSings God knows who the Labour voters are that you know but they sound like loons! I vote Labour but detest Corbyn. Think Boris is a self serving shit, but actually quite like some of the stuff he has done and really like the Chancellor. .

We really aren't all frothing with indignation about the election you know Confused

CendrillonSings · 03/04/2020 09:14

I appreciate that, SirChing, but let’s just say there’s a certain degree of overlap between how some posters stood on last year’s political issues and their viciousness on the topic of Boris’ medical condition...

SirChing · 03/04/2020 09:21

@CendrillonSings Ah right. Well I don't agree with Boris's politics most of the time, and yes I would have liked Labour (minus Magic Grandpa) to win. But I still hate the callous way that people are dismissing the PM suffering from a potentially life threatening illness. He is a person who has people who love him. That I think he is a plonker is irrelevant. I don't wish him harm.

So we aren't all the same. Your post made it sound as if you thought all Labour voters share some weird hive mind. They don't brainwash us if we join the party you know Grin