to suggest that newcomers to this site should stop farkin' whining

[Twiglett]

gawd .. we all have children you know, I think our ability to deal with whinging is used up there

I can think of a number of 'newcomers' who hit the ground running and almost immediately gained 'oldie' status .. Boco and LittleLapin immediately spring to mind but I know there are more

They came on the site articulate, intelligent, empathetic, amusing and slightly sarcastic

that's what mn is about

we don't tend to be tabloid

either you like it here or you don't .. but you're adults .. grow up and join in and quit farkin' whinging

how could you do this to me justine !?!!!?

message farking deleted by mumsnet, my arse !!!

my blemish free record, ruined, RUINED, becasue you missed the irony of my post

barftastic indeed !!!!!!!

twiglett, i'm telling my mum of you

Agree with madamez its good fun to watch ..so sometimes I get ignored and kill threads with reckless abandon..my spelling and grammer are rubbish.but hey ho I have very thick skin and in the great scheme of things does it matter!

Name Jennifer8
email address
Number of children 2
In no more than 100 words, tell us why you wish to join mumsnet Oh thought this was netmums sorry
Do you read the Daily Mail no, honest, I don't
What is the square root of 23945 Ds has taken the calculator to pieces again
Point out the the error in this sentence. What setnencs
Tell us a joke in the box to the right

Can you name Jordan's children Harvey, Princess titiana or something and the other one.
List the contents of your child's lunchbox I have so far avoided feeding him since he began school
When did you last visit McDonalds? two weeks ago but it was very poor and I won't do it again.

OH lol....Lulu's post deleted for being barftastic...that's gotta be a first, even for mumsnet....
what exasctly DID you say Lulu?

she said lots of huggy type things and huns and smooches and stuff .. it was barftastic, am so glad Justine was in a funny mood yesterday .. it really made me ROFL that she deleted it for being icky

lol Twig...

I still consider myself a newbie even though i've been here since 2004

none of the 'oldies' speak to me lol sniff sniff

Am I that farking boring

I'm new and this is my second message. Not sure I've whined in either but shall try and take care not to

sheepgomeep constantly gets in the best name lists

hello newbie Kirstylee, did you genuflect on entering thread ?

I take it this thread is aimed at those complaining of cliques??

What am I then, I am always after advice, would love to be articulate and sarcastic but rarley manage it. But I never complain about MN!

I always take advice I am given, which is usually to stop being so judgemental and give whatever it is I am rattling about a chance!

Can I stay, or should I start packing

I still think of myself as a newbie though I've probably been here eight months or so, mind you, I keep changing my name which never helps. Franny would like me to stay as MrsCuntingMango but I thought this might offend the wider mnet sensibilities.

Another vote for MrsCuntingMango - excellent name.

Im a nuby also... This is my first message. Was trying to find a suitable thread to join in with and this seems as good as any!
Mental note to self... Never whine!

did you just spank me Lapin

LOL at MrsCarrot .. good judgement call

You are an oldie when you have been bollocked by custy.

PMSL @ lulu's deletion.

I heart Justine muchly

Fab OP, Twig.

I just realised last mnth was my MN 1st birthday!

I'm feckin ancient so.

Well us young ones still get excited about birfdays n stuff

I got excited about my 40th last week.

I think we should welcome everyone and anyone.

Even the deranged posters.

Especially the deranged posters.

And lord knows, there have been a few corkers just lately.