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I walked in on my colleague doing something revolting

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noblegiraffe · 31/01/2020 16:27

I walked in to find him with a big bag of monkey nuts, merrily eating them in their shells.

That’s not right is it? You’re not supposed to eat the shells.

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Wineandpyjamas · 31/01/2020 16:28

Grin no that’s not right! Wouldn’t it taste really odd to him? Did you say anything? So many questions

femidom12 · 31/01/2020 16:30

I was half expecting you to say you'd caught them having a w**k

BigFatLiar · 31/01/2020 16:30

You don't eat the shells (but apparently some people do, it isn't unheard off).

Ponoka7 · 31/01/2020 16:31

The shells can be eaten if harvested from the wild. But by the time they are bagged for sale, they'll be coated in pesticides.

Is he from the UK?

Warpdrive · 31/01/2020 16:31

My colleague drinks the juice out of a jar of cockles.

noblegiraffe · 31/01/2020 16:33

He thinks they’re a good source of fibre.

Referring to a recent thread, he also eats the skin of kiwis. I wonder if he’s just too lazy to go to the bin.

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Glittercandle · 31/01/2020 16:34

That must be so dry - wouldn’t even cross my mind to eat the shells.

Shimy · 31/01/2020 16:35

I once observed someone eating an apple. The whole apple! pips, stalk and all. Thought that was a bit strange.

noblegiraffe · 31/01/2020 16:35

they'll be coated in pesticides.

Oh dear. Yes he’s from the U.K., I doubt he picked them himself.

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SugarHockeyIcedTea · 31/01/2020 16:38

@Warpdrive that is one of the most minging things I've ever read 🤢

BigFatLiar · 31/01/2020 16:39

The ones sold in the shops are probably washed and roasted so should be safe enough from pesticides, not very tasty though. (I have been known to eat a whole apple core and all (not the stalk).

Ponoka7 · 31/01/2020 16:41

Shimy, the apple core and seeds are mildly poisonous. If you ever see it again.

LittleMissGrumpyGrot · 31/01/2020 16:41

In Five Guys they have monkey nuts that you can eat the shells. I thought it was bonkers but they're actually rather tasty!

MaggieMagpie357 · 31/01/2020 16:41

My daughter eats the skins of kiwis Confused but she is definitely too lazy to find a bloody bin......

Soubriquet · 31/01/2020 16:41

My dh eats the entire apple... Envy

He can’t be bothered to go to the bin

I also knew someone who used to eat raw potato EnvyEnvyEnvy

Ponoka7 · 31/01/2020 16:43

"The ones sold in the shops are probably washed and roasted"

They tend not to be because the manufacturers don't expect people to eat them. On some bags, there is a warning about not eating the shells of nuts. The RSPCA etc have warned about not putting them out for wildlife without washing them.

flouncyfanny · 31/01/2020 16:44

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HoomanMoomin · 31/01/2020 16:45

I thought it would be something like “microwaving tea” or similar. Grin
The nut thing is not that bad. I’m sure the shells are good for something. Source of fiber..?

Angie6868 · 31/01/2020 16:45

Raw potato is nice

flouncyfanny · 31/01/2020 16:47

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AmelieTaylor · 31/01/2020 16:48

So disappointing, I thought there would at least be a photocopier involved 🤷🏻‍♀️

BusterGonad · 31/01/2020 16:48

My husband eats the shells. I don't agree with it myself! 😂

thisislovelyme · 31/01/2020 16:48

Moomin is microwaving tea really gross? I often do that if it goes cold....

BusterGonad · 31/01/2020 16:49

I thought raw potatoes were poisonous.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 31/01/2020 16:49

That is just WRONG !

It's even worse than putting pineapple on pizza.

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