I actually felt sorry for OP husband seeing as though he's been called useless idiot, fuckin idiot, prick and lazy arse, which I'm sure he'd highly appreciate
A) then he shouldn't be one
B) it's the baby and OP I feel sorry for. You have your priorities mixed up.
Also, we all know that the * replaced an u. We don't faint when we read fucking with all the letters there.