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Entitled little squit

193 replies

Coldemort · 25/11/2019 18:24

Ranty rant....

I have a colleague. Lets call him Roger. Roger is in his early 20's. Roger left school at 16 with few GCSE's (I know this because he often makes jokes about it) but works with us in a senior professional environment. The environment he works in consists either of graduates or people with 20+ years of experience and have 'risen through the ranks'. Roger's dad however is the MD. Roger lives at home still in what I can make out to be a 'wing' of the house (has his own bedroom, bathroom, snug area). He pays keep for this, admittedly I dont know how much, but sees this as employing his mother to be his servant. For example, his mother makes him a packed lunch every morning. If for any reason she can't do this he will buy a subway and present the receipt to her for a 'rebate'. That is Rogers circumstances.

Now Roger has some questionable views. A couple of months ago we got into a discussion on how homelessness has gone up recently and has become much more visible. Roger was of the opinion the every homeless person is in that situation because they deserve to be. That 'no-one doesn't have family they can stay with', and 'anyone can get a job'. I tried gently to argue this but was banging my head against a quite hostile brick wall so gave up.

Since then I've kept my silence. Quite literally. I've sat through 'people are too offended these days', 'Me too movement is just attention seeking' and various other delights.

Today we (like most offices in the country) are talking of the election. Now Roger doesn't like labour. Fair enough. Roger expands on this about people being entitled and wanting everything for nothing, that why should the rich pay for poor peoples 'lifestyle choices'. He goes further as he thinks tax should decrease with salary to 'incentivise people to get off their arses'. He then comes out with the gem that minimum wage increases will encourage people not to do well in their education and settle for dead end jobs. Just as a reminder this man left school with few qualifications and in any other company would have, well never been employed.

He does this with a straight face. I'm sitting there seething. I can't say anything, he's the bosses beloved only son.

Arrogant, privileged, little prick. Gah…. I've wanted to say that all day.

OP posts:
Tootyfilou · 25/11/2019 20:42

Give him a fright and tell him the revolutions coming and you know where he lives Grin Grin

FuzzyPuffling · 25/11/2019 20:45

I worked with a "Roger" once. On April Fools' Day I put some Liquorice Allsorts (the pink and blue bobbly ones no one likes) in his Pheasant sandwiches.

Small victories.

LemonPrism · 25/11/2019 20:46

@Sallycinammonbangsthedruminthe or he might insult them all and think that they're still good for nothings.

LoafEater · 25/11/2019 20:47

What a little shit. I have a young friend, public school educated, very wealthy privileged family. His mum and Dad sent him out to work digging holes for the water board in his school holidays when his mates were off skiing or whatever. He is the most level headed, empathetic, kind young man I know. His parents got it right.

Rogers parents are idiots and have bred an idiot.

Inebriati · 25/11/2019 20:51

Google is wrong, squit is a word. A squit is a specific kind of shit, one that is a small quantity of brown water which is expelled with force.

Alsohuman · 25/11/2019 20:56

Squit is absolutely a word. Google knows nothing.

MitziK · 25/11/2019 21:04

It's a very onomatopoeic word, as well as possibly a portmanteau of squelchy and shit.

Google can get to Fuck.

I bet it doesn't have Fuck as a destination, either.

ivykaty44 · 25/11/2019 21:09

I’d so want to ask him to take a wager

Bet you couldn’t get through a job interview to a job offer earning what you do now in another company
Then if ever he really annoys you

You can’t even put your money where your mouth is...

Of course he doesn’t need to accept the job - jyst get the job offer

sarahC40 · 25/11/2019 21:20

Anyone seen that advert for Netflix, where a put upon woman in an office is 'transformed' by watching Vikings or some other series....well it's a shit advert but I'd channel her face the whole time. Roger might give you a wide berth if you were spectularly lucky.

Jayaywhynot · 25/11/2019 21:32

Yeah, kill him, I'll be your alibi

HurricaneWitch · 25/11/2019 22:02

@Coldemort oh theres loads more of them. Mum shrunk a football shirt (that she had bought him as a birthday present) so he presented her with a receipt for a new one. Mum cooked something using an ingredient he didn't like so he gave her the choice of cooking him a new meal or 'rebating' the cost of a take-away.

I feel like we need to stage an intervention for Mum. Let's take her out, give her lots of gin and get her to stage a coup over Roger and those bloody receipts.

TheHodgeoftheHedge · 25/11/2019 22:25

I reckon we should form some sort of mumsnet secret hit squad where we target the Rogers of this world. A MN version of strangers On a train if you will.

Roussette · 26/11/2019 07:03

I feel like we need to stage an intervention for Mum. Let's take her out, give her lots of gin and get her to stage a coup over Roger and those bloody receipts

Take her out and give her lots of gin? I know what I'd like to give her! A piece of my mind! Mums like this give normal Mums a very bad name!

My friend (spoke about her Roger upthread) is beyond deluded as far as her son... entitled squit! He's 28 and there is no way on god's earth he could get a proper well paid job now, he's never had one because he's too busy banging on about being an entrepreneuer.... which wouldn't really go down well at interview...

flouncyfanny · 26/11/2019 07:11

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RebootYourEngine · 26/11/2019 08:25

The way to go is with the cousin thing. You could have so much fun with that. He is so thick that he wouldn't even realise what you are doing.

His parents also need a good slap for producing this jumped up entitled little shit.

Coldemort · 26/11/2019 10:52

Quick update. Roger supports the death penalty.
Of course he does.

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SterlingViolet · 26/11/2019 10:54

Here's what I got on Google:

squit
skwɪt/
noun

  1. a small or insignificant person.
"a little squit like Thorpe"

2.diarrhoea.

So, it sounds apropos on both counts, for Roger Squitman.

messolini9 · 26/11/2019 10:54

Quick update. Roger supports the death penalty

Excellent!
He won't object when you execute him for criminal bigotry & entitlement then.

BlueJava · 26/11/2019 10:59

Had almost the exact same situation apart from he wasnt called Roger and was the son of the boss's best mate and he apparently employed him as he owed him one.

He was made one of my direct reports which was not easy! He often gave his strong views to all and sundry in the office. One day I flipped - he was holding forth on Chinese politics, a subject I have some expertise in. I could not stand his opinions on those poorer (in money terms) any longer. I marched over to him and shouted at him and said "I dont care what your views are but you are here to work! I dont care if your daddy is chums with the boss you need to sit down, shut up and get on with what you are meant to be doing which is not chatting." He was extremely quiet for the next few months then left. Never shouted at anyone at work before in my life.but it did work.

Skittlesandbeer · 26/11/2019 12:20

Squit is a valuable new word for me. Concise and yet so descriptive.

But it seems a waste not to use my other new MN favourite from this week on this thread.

Roger is a dense wazzock.

And because I hang out on some other choice international forums, perhaps I could suggest that Roger’s office (no doubt he has one) could be improved upon with a product called Liquid Ass. Frequently, but randomly. Until he gets known for it. His opinions stink, let the rest of him match.

AryaStarkWolf · 26/11/2019 12:47

His parents have a lot to answer for there imo, they're most definitely enablers

sadeyedladyofthelowlandsea · 26/11/2019 13:15

Squit is definitely a word, with a variety of meanings. In Norfolk we say 'thass a lood of ole squit' meaning someone's talking nonsense. It's polite enough to be used in front of children and elderly aunts Wink

But mostly it means diarrhoea. 'So ExP has got the screaming squits' means he's stuck to the loo for the foreseeable future.

OP I think you've got enough alibis now for you to legitimately claim we had a massive MN meet up at a time of your choosing, and the bloodstains were because I fell over with a glass of wine in my hand.

HurricaneWitch · 26/11/2019 14:30

@Roussette

Yeah, true... a stern talking to (or a hefty kick up the arse) would probably be much better.

Doyoumind · 26/11/2019 14:35

Roger is a dick. Squit is definitely a word.

Contraceptionismyfriend · 26/11/2019 14:44

Mum cooked something using an ingredient he didn't like so he gave her the choice of cooking him a new meal or 'rebating' the cost of a take-away.

You fucking wot?!?!?!?

I'm sorry but she's going to be on the news one day on wives that kill. She'll have them both under the patio.