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Entitled little squit

193 replies

Coldemort · 25/11/2019 18:24

Ranty rant....

I have a colleague. Lets call him Roger. Roger is in his early 20's. Roger left school at 16 with few GCSE's (I know this because he often makes jokes about it) but works with us in a senior professional environment. The environment he works in consists either of graduates or people with 20+ years of experience and have 'risen through the ranks'. Roger's dad however is the MD. Roger lives at home still in what I can make out to be a 'wing' of the house (has his own bedroom, bathroom, snug area). He pays keep for this, admittedly I dont know how much, but sees this as employing his mother to be his servant. For example, his mother makes him a packed lunch every morning. If for any reason she can't do this he will buy a subway and present the receipt to her for a 'rebate'. That is Rogers circumstances.

Now Roger has some questionable views. A couple of months ago we got into a discussion on how homelessness has gone up recently and has become much more visible. Roger was of the opinion the every homeless person is in that situation because they deserve to be. That 'no-one doesn't have family they can stay with', and 'anyone can get a job'. I tried gently to argue this but was banging my head against a quite hostile brick wall so gave up.

Since then I've kept my silence. Quite literally. I've sat through 'people are too offended these days', 'Me too movement is just attention seeking' and various other delights.

Today we (like most offices in the country) are talking of the election. Now Roger doesn't like labour. Fair enough. Roger expands on this about people being entitled and wanting everything for nothing, that why should the rich pay for poor peoples 'lifestyle choices'. He goes further as he thinks tax should decrease with salary to 'incentivise people to get off their arses'. He then comes out with the gem that minimum wage increases will encourage people not to do well in their education and settle for dead end jobs. Just as a reminder this man left school with few qualifications and in any other company would have, well never been employed.

He does this with a straight face. I'm sitting there seething. I can't say anything, he's the bosses beloved only son.

Arrogant, privileged, little prick. Gah…. I've wanted to say that all day.

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dancingbadger · 25/11/2019 19:38

Does Roger have a coke habit? His blisteringly arrogant attitude is reminiscent of other bellends on the blow.

Losingcontrol · 25/11/2019 19:39

Oh god do you work with my DH?

If not then there are far too many Rogers around.

(My DH is not Roger btw Grin) I have been to precisely one company do in the years DH has worked there because I love to wind Roger up and can’t be trusted!

popsadaisy · 25/11/2019 19:40

Oh my god I don't you how you haven't murdered him yet!!!!! What a fucking entitled little arsehole! HATE people like him!!!!!

oakleaffy · 25/11/2019 19:40

What a grade A w@nker.

That is his qualification!

Spoiled brat...given a huge leg up by mummy and daddy.... and his poor mum still makes his sandwiches??

Shameful!... Still....they created this monster...probably thinks the sun shines out of his @rse.

Ghastly.

doublebarrellednurse · 25/11/2019 19:45

Wait: his dad isn't embarrassed by how his son treats his wife?

I guess the father and son that abuse together stay together.

Vile cretins.

macaroniandpizza · 25/11/2019 19:45

He will have one of those glorious faces that would be on a punchbag and never tire of being smacked

BBInGinDrinking · 25/11/2019 19:46

YABU calling him Roger - the 2 Real Rogers I knew were very naice!

Having said that, and knowing a lot of this type of Fake Rogers and Roginas, and a fair few young Rogers-to-be, I have voted for ye OP, not agin ye.

The only response until you no longer need the job is: Oh you're SO funny, Roger!

And repeat this earworm in your head:

There once was a young squit named Roger,
Who resembled the head of a todger,
His opinions are dire,
But his pants will catch fire,
When his parents cast him out as their lodger.

Lulu1919 · 25/11/2019 19:47

Breathe

stophuggingme · 25/11/2019 19:47

Will Brexit wreck his rancid delusions?

TheMobileSiteMadeMeSignup · 25/11/2019 19:49

You are welcome to say you were in Scotland visiting me while the patio gets finished.

Coldemort · 25/11/2019 19:49

@BBInGinDrinking god bless you. Every life event should be summed up in a limerick. I will be repeating this all day tomorrow.

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PurpleTreeFrog · 25/11/2019 19:50

I knew someone similar from school.

He had a fairly well-off dad (only seemed well-off in the context of living in a deprived town though, think he'd be pretty average elsewhere in the country) and he would rant to me about all the things OP mentioned and said he 'hates poor people'. For some reason, aged about 17, idolised Margaret Thatcher. He used to brag about how much he got paid at his weekend job at M&S (they paid more compared to all the other retail jobs the rest of us had) and then got fired because he'd stolen money from the till. He then dropped out of sixth form due to the humiliation, started his own shitty company where he cold-calls people and is generally an irritating salesman all the time. When I was at university and broke, he messaged me online to tell me how rich he now was, I'm guessing most of it was BS, and tried encouraging me to work as an escort to earn money.

I later learned he also got his girlfriend pregnant, emotionally abused her, and slept with prostitutes while they were together.

Oh and while all that was going on he somehow managed to become a Conservative local councillor. Unbelievable!

Coldemort · 25/11/2019 19:50

and totally on board for Roger bingo...

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FeeLock28 · 25/11/2019 19:53

BBInGinDrinking - amazeballs!

Awaywiththepiskies · 25/11/2019 19:53

Kill him

98% of Mumsnet will give you an alibi and help you dig up the patio.

Justaboy · 25/11/2019 19:54

I'd be totally embarassed if a son or daughter of mine beaved like that:(

Fortunatly the few sons or daughters of the MD where i have wored in the past have been quite pleasent well grounded people:)

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 25/11/2019 19:58

What, no helicopter? Clearly they clone these Rogers somewhere at The Cunt Factory as he otherwise sounds exactly like mine! But at least as he is helicopter-less, you don't have to restrain yourself from saying after four G and Ts "who the fuck do you think you are, the Wolf of fucking Wall Street?" (that's not why I don't work there any more but it is one of the reasons I don't drink any more Wink)

Love that penguin pic!

PS Thank you @AngelOfTheLaird and @TheYear - I love my name and plan on keeping it until the C word is banned Wink

allthegoodusernameshavegone · 25/11/2019 20:02

His parents are on here, a lot!

BBInGinDrinking · 25/11/2019 20:05

And of course, any tummy troubles must no longer be called The Squits. Henceforth they are The Rogers.

You could imagine him as a singer with his own backing singers:

Roger & The Squits.

BooseysMom · 25/11/2019 20:07

...Oh and while all that was going on he somehow managed to become a Conservative local councillor. Unbelievable!

All number one requirements for the job, wouldn't you say?!

Mumoftwoyoungkids · 25/11/2019 20:19

Surely you should be agreeing with him. And bringing out a random cousin of yours to back it up.

Roger:- Blah blah blah education.
You:- You are right Roger. I can never decide if people who do badly in education are lazy or just plain thick! I have this cousin who went to a really good private school so no excuse there and she ended up with just 4 GCSEs. I know! 4!

Roger:- Blah blah blah homelessness.
You:- I know! Some people are just so pathetic! I have this cousin and he is 25 and he still lives at home with his parents! I know! At 25! It’s just so embarrassing and pathetic.

Roger:- Blah blah blah work.
You:- I know! Some people just have no drive! I have this cousin and she works for her dad’s company because she doesn’t have the drive or the determination to get herself a proper job. I bet she’s useless too. She’s been dumped on a team with a load of qualified accountants and she can barely add up!

Go on! I dare you!

GnomeDePlume · 25/11/2019 20:23

Did daddy start the company or was that GrandPa?

Just remember the saying 'Clogs to clogs in three generations'.

ShawshanksRedemption · 25/11/2019 20:26

@Mumoftwoyoungkids
Chortle! Would love to be a fly on the wall should @Coldemort use any of these responses!

StrangeLookingParasite · 25/11/2019 20:31

Mum shrunk a football shirt (that she had bought him as a birthday present) so he presented her with a receipt for a new one. Mum cooked something using an ingredient he didn't like so he gave her the choice of cooking him a new meal or 'rebating' the cost of a take-away.

Wow. And she just puts up with this shit? My son knows he'd be the first kid on the moon (a figure of speech for the excessively literal) if I even thought about doing any of these. Which he wouldn't.

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 25/11/2019 20:35

Oh god I used to work for a company like this. Son no1 failed his degree so Daddy made him general manager. Son no2 was pig fucking thick so Daddy made him a department manager. Keeps them out of trouble I suppose.