To love making memories and feeling blessed ❤️

[Charley1988]

Thought I'd have a lighthearted look at what conversations would look like if we all spoke Facebook/social media speak.
So I've spent today living my best life lol❤️

Hope ur ok Hun. X

Making memories, you ok hunny- makes me want too fucking vomit

Posting random embarrassing shit your kid does.

If you expect everyone to be loyal or some such crap you’ll be disappointed. Not everyone has as good a heart as you.

I give and give and I’m so lovely but when I’m done I’m done. Or something.

"It would be rude not to..." (cheeky pint pic)

"Diet starts Monday" (cheeky cake pic)

"And so it begins..." (airport bar check-in)

#myworldinmyarms
#thisisgonnahurt
#nopainnogain

NorthernBird

That really did make me lol when I first read that version

• would you say circa 2010

Love you lots like jelly tots!!!! xxxxxxx

Please repost this if you know anyone...

Then a bit later in in the verse there's a line:

Of course, you can even repost if nobody knows anything about anyone ...

I lived this when I first read it circa 2010

A friend of a friend got a new kitchen & she had #grownupgoals
Needless to say she’s a bit of a twat!

Life/ too short to spend time with people who drag you down/aren't there for you/give out to people who just take and don't give back ......

Ad nauseum.

Of course, this is invariably posted by individuals who fall into one of those categories!

Stop making fun of other people you lot.

Real queens fix each others crowns

Spring clean time #hinching #zoflora

2018 broke me

2019 something elsed me

2020 everyone had better watch out - I'm coming to take it back

Bloggers I did literally lol at the 2019 description

This thread has been very cathartic for me - didnt realise how many things annoyed me

I run 30 miles today in 16 minutes #feelingenergised#stayactive#notabigdeal

Or what about pictures of some homemade food followed by 15 hashtags. Yes Jane, that pile on your plate looks like shit.

AnyDane
I quite like sports posts from people on social media as long as they're up front "really enjoyed my run / football / bike ride and am proud of my time / progress/ score".

It's the twee hashtags that annoy me. By all means use the known fitness ones but nobody needs #ARunADayKeepsTheDoctorAway #ExercisingMyMindBodyAndSoul

These (list of random female names) will get engaged this year/deserve to trip to Disney World/can't handle their alcohol - cue multiple tagging with comments.

these girls will have twins next year!!
Followed by about 50 generic names so everyone can go 'oooh Chelsea, you not tellin us sumthin ?!!!!'
And the scammers can hack everyone.

X post!!!

How about those posts which enable folk to sleep well at night by helping them figure out their porn star name? You know the formula: their first pet’s name, the std that killed their great-great granny, and the name of their primary school?

Phyllis Syphilis Clitterhouse must be in her element.

This one slept through the whole night ☝🏽 #proudmama #happymamahappybaby

Phyllis Syphilis Clitterhouse #waslivingherbestlifeinvictoriantimes

A woman on my Facebook uses, no word if a lie, at least 15 hashtags each time she updates her status 🤦🏼‍♀️ It's so cringeworthy! She got a hair cut once and I counted 30 hash tags no joke #hair #pixie #pixiecut #new #cute #pretty #fresh #smile #newme #me... Urghhhhhh!!!

BSIntolerant I have very fond memories of Clitterhouse

AutumnCrow I spat my tea out

'Making memories ' actually makes me feel like the only memory I'll be making is reaching for the sick bucket!!!

Thank God for that, I thought the headline was serious, so many vomit-indicing phrases exist, can I add 'our little family' to the list.