To love making memories and feeling blessed ❤️

[Charley1988]

Thought I'd have a lighthearted look at what conversations would look like if we all spoke Facebook/social media speak.
So I've spent today living my best life lol❤️

Hope ur ok Hun. X

Is no one going to fight breast cancer by sharing the colour of their bra?
Not once during that craze did anyone actually post any medical advice about the best way to check your boobs or what to look for.

I'm sure there was one about where you put your handbag, not sure if that was a cancer cure one.

#mamabear
#bossbabe
'You look fabulous hun!' (What? Karen does not even look like Karen in that pic and everyone can see its been heavily airbrushed 😐)

1. The bossbabe mums who talk about their online make-up businesses changing their worlds and how they will be able to retire their husband's soon.
2. The constant couple photos. Why do you need constant validation from others?

24BSintolerant

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. #doggingintescoscarpark #heavybreathing

Genius hashtag work there

FB FOE "omg I can't even believe some people!!"

Everyone "what's up? You ok hun? Pm me!"

FB FOE "I can't say on here because of spies"

#whatgoesaroundcomesaround

#Livingmybestliferidingmylovelyhorse
#someoneleftaplasticbaginahedge
#horsetakesexceptiontorandomplasticbag
#checkinginfromthefractureclinic

🐴 Bet I don't even get one share...

Everyone who has any kind of feeling should post a picture of a candle because that is the only way we'll beat cancer!

Nothing to do with donating money for research or anything, oh no!

"Been out in my pyjamas at midnight looking all over for pissed hubby #trueluv"

Everyone swishing a fishbowl glass of friggin gin with their trout pout and slug eyebrows on my Facebook over the summer. Vile.

Huns everywhere. U ok Hun? 🤮

People who post pictures of their grotty baths with a knockoff Yankee or Aldi Jo Malone dupe burning and a glass of drain cleaner. #metime

Those who share posts saying Facebook will be charging soon 🙄

Asking very easily to answer by Google questions. 🤯

Anyone want to buy this grubby bag of toys for 40p?

If you know what this ☝️☝️is you are sooo old. Share on tour timeline so everyone else you know can feel old too.

Blindly sharing lost dog/missing child posts that if they actually took a moment to read would see that the dog/child returned 18 months ago.

Love these. I run an (actual) business and sometimes use #bossbabe just for the bantz.

I also know quite a few VERY heavily filtered folk.

Looook at meeeeeee.... looook at my pressiees...I'm sooooo luckyyyyy

#twoboxesofshitchocs #voucher #anotherfriggingcandle

Not looking at the state of the backgrounds in the pictures they post. Some people have no shame in the mess they live in.

If Beyonce launches a perfume, people buy it. When Jamie Oliver sells a cookbook, people buy it. When Kanye makes an album, people buy it. But when a friend launches their business suddenly everyone is like 'oh that seems expensive', 'I'm not that sure really'. People share the things they buy in the shops and talk about offers in Boots, but won't spend the time to help their friend with her makeup business. Instead of buying from big corporations, spend time this Christmas to support local businesses. That way you're helping pay for their kid's dance lessons or a family holiday instead of lining the pockets of corporations

• posted by someone who is on their 3rd MLM of the year.

🙄

Hahaha omg I accidentally found this photo of me in a bikini from 2010 think I looked fat.

#fishing

The Never ending journey of their slimming world adventures. Slimmer of the minute certificates, pictures of portions the size of banquets (no synnnnnns) then tagging themselves at Nando’s or Pizza Hut with the kids a few days later. Oops I put on this week. Girls night out get wasted and have a takeaway. The next few weeks I’m going to be really good. I’m starting back at SW anyone joining me? U ok Hun have you tried the Clean 9 lose 2st in a week....... I’ve got an exciting opportunity for 3 entrepreneurs. 🙄

Having the best weekend ever with me besties
#feelblessed #besties #makingmemories

Can't have been that good, you've all spent the whole weekend tagging each other on FB
#bogoff

#cheekygin

#cheekyglassofwine

Fuck off cunt

Gonna clean up my friends list. Don’t be offended if you get deleted #cull #realfriends

Mindfulness

Yoga poses

A few yrs ago there used to be something like -
'One day we'll be the two old ladies making mischief at the care home!!!!" or some such pish

If I had a best friend and if I made it to old age, there's no way we would end up in the same home. I mean, life just isn't that good.

Oh, sorry, err, I mean JUICE PLUS HUN for living ur best life innit hun

I'm checking in somewhere with hubby #datenight, to make you all jealous

Then we'll meet our closest friends #youknowwhoyouare

The we'll have cake after dinner #dietstartsonmonday

#nofilter.....yeah right!

Caption under a pic -

Two beauty's xxxxxxx

(In reality pic of 2 VERY average looking people)

ive pmed you hun x

Spending the day with THIS ONE/MY GIRL

#photoofmewithdistantfriendiveseenonceinthreeyearsandhavenothingincommonwith