To love making memories and feeling blessed ❤️

[Charley1988]

Thought I'd have a lighthearted look at what conversations would look like if we all spoke Facebook/social media speak.
So I've spent today living my best life lol❤️

Hope ur ok Hun. X

No one messes with my #famalam #mamabear

Sorry if I’ve missed anyone’s posts on here recently. I’m taking a break because the negativity is really getting to me, I wish people could find someone else to bully.

'This one'

'My world'
'Philosophical' quotations
Even worse - philosophical' quotations with spelling mistakes
The worst - my July/Halloween/Christmas/New Year nails (with photo).

Who actually gives a flying fuck.

Fly high wiv da angles ❤

Run free at da bridge 🌈

Lazy Sunday’s are the best! Snuggled up with hubby and bubba eating yummy food and watching movies in our PJs! #Easylikesundaymorning, #livingmybestlife, #nomnomnom, #famalamtime.

Reality- we were lazing around as DH and I were hungover from celebrating a mates birthday, DC was knackered from not sleeping at sleepover and we ate snacks and takeaway because neither of us could be arsed to cook.

#motivationmonday
#throwbackthursday
#ootd #myhubbyisbetterthanyours #herbalife #YOLO #FOMO #BFFs4eva

This thread is brill

I've left the rat race (again) and become my own boss (again)!!!!

I can work from home, spend all day with my little princess and get to go on free holidays/long, dull marketing and sales seminars - if I meet my sales targets and flog loads of overpriced, overhyped crap to you mugs.

No, it's not like the diet plans, the makeup and bath tat, the aloe vera shite, the shakes. the candles - this time it's the real deal...

I know I can count on my real friends to support me financially on this and get me my free holiday.

PM me if you are interested in hugely discounted, out of date shakes - I've got loads left and need the room for all the new stock for my exciting new business venture.

Oh I forgot about the people who drag out their dead relatives for attention.

Happy 110th birthday Granny Smith, miss you always. 😡

Just found:
#mybabieskeepmefocussed
#girlstogether
#lifeis4livin

On Instagram. Life really is just one long thread of hashtags

heres mine...
post utterly inappropriate(for anyone,ever)meme

237likes in space of 12 mins
mum comments "you are grounded"
disappear off fb for nother 3months

And another one, this one pisses me off the most. People who try and steal their children's thunder by posting report cards and then claiming the glory. I saw one parent say "at least I'm doing something right" .

I’m not on FB but I’m laughing at flying wiv da angles.

Share if you are proud of living in a Christian country and won’t follow the ban on the word Christmas which is being renamed Winterval.

@MyShinyWhiteTeeth PM’d ya hun!!!!!! 😉

updates photo with heavily filtered pic taken from 2 foot above head with face slightly turned away
"Wow you beaut!"
"Thanks hun, says YOU! #gorgfriend #naturalfillers"
"Oh get YOU!! Am soon jealous #jealousbutluvher"
"Ah I'm nowt compared to you!!!! #wishIwasher #onlyusesvaselineforafullmakeover
Etc etc 😁

FACT. A woman was mugged in Tesco car park yesterday when a strange smelling cloth was put over her face by a male asking for help. She woke up after being unconscious in a ditch with seven broken fingers and a missing wallet. They also took her right shoe. Police are warning people to be vigilant and always shop in packs whilst turning three times in a circle before entering the store. This is a true fact because my cousin's friend's aunty's colleague's wife knew the friend of a friend that this happened to. DO NOT IGNORE THIS POST!!!! Please be vigilant ladies!!!! ♥️

"Who remembers these bad boys?"

Usually referencing something really shit like sinbad trousers, puffball skirts or taboo/mirage shows age......

#Lovethisthread
#mumsofunstagram fuck off

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Oh god, yes the filtered photos. I have a facebook friend in her mid 40's(same as me), she puts up these filtered photos which make her seriously look about 20. I just wonder what the point is, I'd be worried that when people seen me in real life after heavily filtered photos, they'd think I look like shit or was ill.

Rainonmyguitar those god awful filters with mouse ears and nose! WTF even is that???

I've been #makingbadmemories

Rainonmyguitar those god awful filters with mouse ears and nose! WTF even is that???

And they all look about 5 years old with them. As someone cursed with the ultimate baby face, I can't for the life of me understand why any adult would choose to infantilise their features in this way. 🤷‍♀

@TSSDNCOP oh please, hating cancer is so last year.

It’s because I didn’t share the photo complication of the honey bee with the crying emoji posted by Big Diesel Engines 4 Real Men account. But good point about the poppy, I can post my thinly disguised racism posts without being called out on it because #patriotism #ProudToBeBritish. This year I can probably bash out a few Facebook posts aimed at Muslims and the EU without requiring too much thought! Win!

And after that, I can post all about my right to celebrate Xmas and if you don’t like it, you can fuck off. ‘Tis the season to be a racist prick!

X more sleeps until I take my furbabies on their holibobs to make some memories. One won't be coming though because it went over the rainbow bridge and is now flying high with the angles.
Pm me hun xx

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