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224 replies

Charley1988 · 13/10/2019 19:28

Thought I'd have a lighthearted look at what conversations would look like if we all spoke Facebook/social media speak.
So I've spent today living my best life lol❤️

Hope ur ok Hun. X

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BloggersBlog · 14/10/2019 10:53

@madcatsazz Yes the clearing out and deleting post!!

Then the "Dont be upset if you dont make the cut!" message as we pensively await the result..... Hmm

Drabarni · 14/10/2019 10:57

All my family use fb for various reasons, we have nobody on ours who posts such shit.
Where are you reading all these stupid comments?
Sounds like a load of 20 something people with newt better to do.
There again, you must be seeing them somewhere.
I think there's a lot of pot calling the kettle black, here. Grin

Anothernotherone · 14/10/2019 11:01

Also when did the the filters start to cross over into face to face "real" life?

I had to attend a massive inter-team meeting at work because 5 teams who had little to do with one another and are based in different locations are supposed to start working more closely together. Each team had to prepare a presentation introducing themselves personally, their client base and their day to day work.

Fine, except that everyone under 30, and a few who are older, had used extreme social media filters on their pictures.

They all looked identical - like clothing manikins... The introduction/ reference photos were absolutely useless. There was no way of using them for reference to check which live human being in the room belonged to which team or went with which name, and because the photos were on display nobody wore name tags or introduced themselves individually - one volunteer from each team did the presentation using the photos.

It's most perplexing.

In fact it's akin to using an avatar, only everyone gets essentially the same generic avatar...

Customise your in game avatar to make it individual and decustomise your real life avatar to make it generic, is that the trend?

SafetyAdvice0FeedWhenAgitated · 14/10/2019 11:02

@LolaSmiles under no circumstances would I tolerate MLM hun trying to take a ride on shop local train🤨

Chunkers · 14/10/2019 11:21

I’ve unfollowed all but a handful of people on my FB, I might have to switch them back on again temporarily for a game of BINGO to see how many of the above I can find again.

NorthernBirdAtHeart · 14/10/2019 11:27

Please copy and paste this as your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you've
heard of anyone who doesn't know anyone, then still copy this. It's important to spread the message.
Oh, and the hearts. ♥ ♥ ♥ For fuck's sake, don't forget the hearts. ♥...

FunkyKingston · 14/10/2019 11:45

U know who it friends are at times like this.

pooboobsleeprepeat · 14/10/2019 11:52

Happy fathers Day Dad....who’s not even on Facebook!

absopugginglutely · 14/10/2019 12:12

The thing I hate most is the racist ignorant, right wing people piping up on our town's buy and sell page usually about a homeless person they've been appalled to see in our town (with photos kindly attached). Everyone piles in with revolting comments showing their small town free from compassion attitudes. I can't help but bite.

makingmammaries · 14/10/2019 12:45

#thankful that nobody speaks like that IRL

WhatTheFluck · 14/10/2019 12:55

Staged kissing photos. Yuck. Nobody wants to see that.

madcatsazz · 14/10/2019 13:46

@BloggersBlog "don't delete me hun!" 😂

artistformerlyknownasvince · 14/10/2019 13:46

Throw me to the wolves......and I’ll come back leading the pack!

Love it!

madcatsazz · 14/10/2019 13:46

@absopugginglutely and the 'dog shit' posts!!

kierenthecommunity · 14/10/2019 14:50

‘Illegal immigrants get a free castle with moat, a chauffeur driven limo and £30,000 a month tax free while our pensioners who fought for us in the war live in dungeons with 30p a week to survive on. Will you have the guts to repost this? I did’*

*or similar

SeaViewBliss · 14/10/2019 15:00

I am a grown adult but I must draw attention to the fact that I have friends and when we go out we drink alcohol.

Here is a hilarious picture of a giant wine glass. Friend: Can't think why you have tagged me in this Wink.

If I haven't been quite irritating enough, here I am checking in at the gym for a cheeky workout.

Rainonmyguitar · 14/10/2019 15:05

So and so has checked into local hospital

"oh my god hun, hope you're ok-let me know if you need anything" x 100

Silence for 3 hours
"Thanks everybody, yeah I was there for an appointment for my sore toe" Hmm

WhatTheFluck · 14/10/2019 15:27

Oh yes.

'Checked into A&E'

Responses-
Omg hun, you ok??
What's happened beaut? PM me.

The 👍 response. Just. Stop.

SeaViewBliss · 14/10/2019 16:04

Posts a pic of 21st Birthday celebrations 'how was this 3 years ago?!'

Err - because it's now your 24th Birthday.

pelirocco123 · 14/10/2019 16:56

Picture of flowers / chocolate whatever , saying thank you to my partner/ husband what ever ....cant you just say it in person?

My daughters friend once posted , aren't men funny , they have to sleep with their wallet and phone under their pillow ...no surprises how that marriage ended

My husband is the best ever ...err you have just messaged me saying what a complete twat he is

And dont get me started on huns or hubster

LouH1981 · 14/10/2019 18:41

Announcement (with trumpets obvs)
‘Taking a break from social media’
Followed by 100 x ‘You ok, hun’ and people bedding them to stay
🙄🙄🤮🤮🤮

LouH1981 · 14/10/2019 18:41

Begging not bedding!

LouH1981 · 14/10/2019 18:42

Oh yeah and ‘Happy Birthday’ messages to deceased love ones.
I don’t doubt the sentiment but they ain’t gonna see it Sandra love.

Everythingmagnolia · 14/10/2019 19:12

The boy did good!

Smuuuurfette · 14/10/2019 19:24

Just looked back at today’s Facebook memories and 2015 me loves a # Blush