You know all the little islands that are always on the One Show begging for more people to go and live there?
Please, pretty please, with a super juicy cherry on the top, can we round up all the people who want No Deal and give them one or two of those islands? Any remainers on the islands could be re-settled in Scotland. They'd like it there. We can call it Little England and if we feel generous around Christmas time, when they realise how badly fucked they are without the EU, we could send them food hampers.