Disgusting Confessions

[MochynBudr]

AIBU to dare you to confess your disgusting habits? Just a bit of light hearted fun

I often open up my lower cavity and disembowel myself with a grapefruit spoon then sew myself up with an crochet needle.

Felching is a fun pastime

I used to fancy the presenter on Crackerjack.

Love picking head scabs- I adore sliding them along the hair shaft then examining!

Plucking chin hairs adore it

Often put my finger in my snatch/bum and sniff to see if clean

It’s never occurred to me to get out of the shower if I need a wee. Urine is sterile and it’s getting washed away from you and down the drain with hot water as you’re doing it, so I really don’t see the issue!

I can’t not wash my hands after using the loo though. It’s touching the flush/toilet door that gets me though, and the thought of who else has touched them. I know I don’t have wee (or worse!) on my own hands, but I can’t say the same for other people, so they always get washed.

Felching is a fun pastime

Especially when you play it with your dog

@Jozen I am mad jealous! I have an old piercing like that but never has it yielded sporn!

I honestly can’t believe people don’t wash their hands after the bathroom. It takes seconds.

I have allowed my dp to use my toothbrush when he’s forgotten his when we go on our jaunts back home. I know, not nice.m but I do lick his tonsils every day so what’s the difference really?

I pick and eat my bogies, scabs, any dry skin, pus, toenails etc. Basically anything that comes off my body!
I don’t always wash my hands after using the loo.
I fart into my hands and then sniff it.
There are probably loads more!

I pull my eyelashes out. Sounds a bit tame compared to the rest of this thread!!

Ok. A few new ones to throw in the mix....
I do check my farmer Giles with a small mirror.
I have a weird obsession with scalp and ear sebum - I’m quite greasy. I like to blot my oily ears with a cotton bud and also blot and look at the oils from my scalp. One day my sebum my fix the worlds oil crisis!
I also sniff the flossing gizmo post tooth flossing.
I also enjoy sniffing the dogs ears - they are lovely cocker spaniels ears!

When kids were small babies (in nappies) I used to lift them and sniff to see if nappy needed changing. I stopped by when a woman with a face like a sucking lemon caught me at it.

I can't read most of these, i feel sick.

BUT - we have one toilet, inside the bathroom. I frequently wee in the garden. On a couple of occasions i have been forced to shit on the lid of a pizza box, bag it and put it in the wheelie bin.

I used to fancy the presenter on Crackerjack

Oh, oh... do tell! was it Ed (met his wife when she was 13 - he was 30 - married her at 17) Stewart, or Stu (oooh, I could crush a grape!) Francis? Someone earlier... Leslie Crowther?

Either way, you’re weird.

@womenspeakout

So if you do wash your hands, what's your point? I did read your post, obviously, since I was quoting it. I just find it hard to believe someone who genuinely does wash their hands would be making a case for it being unnecessary. Why do you wash your hands, if you think it's fine not to because there's faecal matter everywhere anyway?

I suspect you're just arguing for the sake of an argument, which seems to be a thing for you!

I don’t think wee is that bad for Germs
It’s the POO that bad ? I mean its gross but not necessarily toxic

On a couple of occasions i have been forced to shit on the lid of a pizza box, bag it and put it in the wheelie bin

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me Thigh. But did you wash your hands afterwards?

Pika you are right, wee is cleansing! We do all our laundry in piss for excellent hygiene and a bonus 'yellowing' effect. My socks are pristine!

Anyway back to confessions. My toilet had moved this morning but I thought it was still there and so I shat on the floor!

I did wash my hands afterwards though.

I chew my fingers, specifically the skin that's at the side of the nails, relentlessly when I'm stressed, worried or anxious. I sometimes don't even know I'm doing it and I even do it during a tense scene on tv. Glad to know there's others out there chewing their fingers

*So if you do wash your hands, what's your point? I did read your post, obviously, since I was quoting it. I just find it hard to believe someone who genuinely does wash their hands would be making a case for it being unnecessary. Why do you wash your hands, if you think it's fine not to because there's faecal matter everywhere anyway?

I suspect you're just arguing for the sake of an argument, which seems to be a thing for you!*

Me? Where am I arguing for the sake? I just joined the thread to have a laugh, you seem to be picking over my post.

I do wash them when out and after the toilet, but at home with a quick wee, no I don't.

I pick my toenails, never use nail scissors 🙈

I regularly wee in the shower. I have been known to cut the top off a 2L empty pop bottle so I can wee in it if my daughter is taking forever in the shower. I pick my nose (but only in private and I wipe on a tissue). I fart a lot. I have sniffed the gusset of trousers to see if they can be worn again before washing. I clean the bathroom and kitchen daily but the rest of the house when I can be arsed. I love peeling skin post sunburn. Most Sundays (unless I'm going out) I don't shower and sometimes don't brush my teeth. I quite like smelling my own farts. Depending on the type of food and where it's been dropped, I definitely believe in the 10 (or even 20) second rule. I have (this is usually at Xmas) eaten so much chocolate that I've had to make myself vomit because I've felt dreadful...then almost immediately eaten again afterwards. But I always wash my hands after using the toilet.

This beats Dr Pimple Popper in my opinion;

I have found my people

I dont flush after a wee, usually let it get 3 or 4 wees deep before i flush 🤷‍♀️ i justify it as better for the environment