Disgusting Confessions

[MochynBudr]

AIBU to dare you to confess your disgusting habits? Just a bit of light hearted fun

Not a clean freak by any stretch of the imagination but I am genuinely disgusted at the people who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.

I really really really hope that I don't know any of you in real life.

it's really basic life stuff. 3 year olds know that they have to wash their hands. I can't believe grown adult women don't. Shameful and revolting

Scratch and sniff here! I also have a compulsive habit of picking skin off my lips daily and flicking it away once I've had my fun rolling it about in my fingers

I do however wash my hands

I pop spots, love pulling out ingrown hairs (or squeezing them if I can) and pulling at split ends 😬

Been using a foot cream with skin peeling properties....I am. Sure you can see the scene at the end of a long day picking the skin off my feet and flicking over the bedside. I Hoover it up next day but it is highly addictive and my feet feel lovely and soft.
No one else knows...till now

Since i started eating hemp seeds this week my farts smell like weed 😂

This is a great thread!! I'm surprised no one has mentioned the penis beaker yet...................................

I pick my nose, it does go in a tissue though.

Bite my nails and the skin around them.

Pick at my scalp till I set scabs then pick them off too.

Pick my own and anyone else's scabs if I find them.

Love popping my partners spots.

Check the loo roll after a wee and poo.

Pick my foot skin in front of the TV.

Make sure all my stinky farts are done near to my partner.

Pick my cats eye crusts.

Let my cats lick my yogurt spoon whilst I'm still eating and let them lick my ice creams.

I'm sure there is more too 😂.

What a mucky lot you are! Not washing hands after using the loo!!!!! I won't be shaking hands with you! All the germs from the person before you who has just wiped their bum and pressed the flush are sitting there waiting for you to press it too - yum yum!

Fart into cupped hand so I can sniff. Love hot smellers. Occasional follow through is messy.

Check the loo roll after a wee and poo.

Isn't this what everyone does?

I thought it was just good sense. Check that you're not bleeding or anything, and check that you're clean. How will you know if you're fully clean if you don't look at the loo roll? You'll get skid marks otherwise.

This thread has made my day 😂 I am not alone!

Gosh, I thought I was minging but some of you are worse than me!

I pick my nose and eat it.
I bite my nails, and chew the skin at the sides. (Hyponotherapy didn't work for me).
I don't wash my hands after a pee at home.
And I pick scabs and eat those.

But I wouldn't pee in the shower / bath / containers.
I wouldn't share a toothbrush.
And I definitely wash my hands if peeing outside the home.

Pee in the bath

Dont wash my hands after having a pee if Im at home but definitely do if Im in public. Would always do after a poo. My mum and sister dont either so must be a family thing...

Pick my nose and eat it.

If you pee in the bath, don’t you smell of it afterwards?

If I pick something off my body, it tends to go in my mouth. I do it without thinking. I’ve been chewing scabs since I was a small child.

I love squeezing my family’s spots and blackheads (we aren’t incredibly spotty, but I do have teens). I can’t watch those sporn videos though.

I pick scans on my skin and squeeze pores till stuff comes out. I only discovered recently there's a word for this - dermatillomania.I've been doing it for 30 years

If you pee in the bath, don’t you smell of it afterwards?

Nope

I couldn't not wash my hands after using the toilet. I do check my poo though for health reasons.

Ugh, my upstairs neighbour used to throw the hair from her hairbrush out of her bedroom window and it used to go right onto my balcony! This went on for months.
I got so fed up with finding huge clumps of it that I posted it back into her flat in a (large) envelope.
She stopped after that!

Whats all this about pots and baths? Slankets are what you need for pissing on. You'll be grateful for the warmth when the cold nights start drawing in.

I pick my scalp which gets quite scabby.
Also pick toenails.
And I like sniffing my own farts under the duvet

As a student I was drunk and peed in the sink in my room.

NEVER piss in the moat. The frogs go belly up and the thisters miss them terribly.

I have a slight prolapse so I have to push my poo out via my vaginal wall. I do wash my hands though!

I fart all the time when at home. (IBS)

Can't really understand the logic of people washing hands in public loos. You usually have to turn the tap off afterwards (unless it's touch free) and have to touch the door handle on the way out.... I'd prefer to not touch anything if possible then use a bit of gel once outside the door.
If you're a grown up you're surely not going to get actual faecal matter on your hands?

I think some people just live to jump on the bandwagon and have a go at the non-handwashers but I'd guess most of you aren't as hygienic as you think you are and as for comparing it to a surgeon opening up your body cavity and putting his pooey hand inside? Come on!