Disgusting Confessions

[MochynBudr]

AIBU to dare you to confess your disgusting habits? Just a bit of light hearted fun

I dip and lick sometimes, because it’s a really accurate way of telling how close (days) I am to starting my period. I’ve never thought of it as weird or gross, but I guess it might be.

Derbee

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

There’s always a metallic taste a couple of days before, which is iron apparently. I assume this is how people could tell in the olden days, before apps and trackers?

Derbee

I’m so disgusted but now curious to try. Lol.

Ugh

Dip and lick

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Yesterday 18:14 DontTouchTheMoustache

I dont flush after a wee, usually let it get 3 or 4 wees deep before i flush 🤷‍♀️ i justify it as better for the environment

Me too!!! It is better for the environment- I also let my cats eat from my plate, as said before one of them loves to lick my earwax, I’m pretty gtotty really and can confess to doing most things posted on this thread 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😘

This thread has made me laugh a lot. The disgusted posters especially

No more revolting than oral sex derbee but then I've slept with both sexes. 🤷‍♀️

@ashtrayheart that’s true. And I have NEVER peed in a salad bowl 😂

I had an ex who just to throw his cum on to his bedroom wall.
I didn't know how severe the problem was until one day, the light from outside shone into his room just right and it kind of lit it all up.. it was like lots of dried chunky snail trails all over his wall.
He wasn't in the slightest bit apologetic about it.

For me, this wins the award for grossest thing on this thread. I think I threw up in my mouth!

Me neither derbee
Re the wall cum thing- it's made me think of a friend who used to pride herself on her wall of conquests (I never did quite understand how she managed to get men to achieve that )

right? So grim.

You'll have to explain more about this wall of conquests ashtray

I’m genuinely going to unwatch this thread.

I feel like I’m gonna miss out on finding out the reality of people’s lives but I think I need to reserve some ignorance so I can survive around humans

I will pick and squeeze any scab or spot or boil that I can (of my own), and eat what I pick/squeeze out.

Even if it's on my arse.

I'm really disgusted by the disgusting habits on here that I don't have, but totally fine with the ones I do have.

@Intheupsidedown search the shop 'KidsFingersandThumbs' on Etsy. It's for kids who suck their thumb but I got a size L to stop picking my thumb as I'm sick of the bleeding/pain/embarrassment of having gross fingers

Went to Asda earlier and was eyeing everyone up wondering if they were hand washers/scab pickers/outside pissers or fanny dippers

@sodrained

I pick my cats scabs!!

Think of the absolute filth that is on the money we handle everyday. 🤢

most unhygienic I have seen is James Martin on Saturday mornings..handling raw chicken, hands underwater to 'wash' for 1 second then wiped on teatowel that is then used in contact with cooked chicken Etc Etc/
Would think much more dangerous than not washing hands after a wee at home--when most ladies use far more paper than needed just to wipe a few drips away, so no actual contact with wee at all..
A very handy hint if camping etc and you don't have a loo in tent. I used a plastic 2-litre jugnice and big to stand and to pee in and then transfer pee into an empty fabric conditioner bottle-lenor/comfort bottle. There is no smell of urine because of the remains of the lenor in the bottle--and its surprising how long a 2 lt lenor bottle will last for.
Loo roll gets put into a dog poo bag and tied up.
Empty down loo when you get home, use a fresh one next time and keep the plastic jug just for that use and wash out. Did it for years in back of our van when we did markets and shows LOL

I pick my nose, I love squeezing spots and picking scabs.

If I’m in bed alone and need to fart, sometimes I do it on my hand and then sniff it 😂

I drink San Pellegrino water and add squash to the bottle. I leave the empty bottles by my bed or the sofa. They tend to roll under and I find them en masse like the vodka bottles of an alcoholic.

I can’t believe I’m about to admit this on the internet I had anorexia as a teenager and it left me constipated, even now I seem to only poop twice a week sometimes even though I eat much more normally but I’m also taking painkillers for a back problem. when I go to poop sometimes I have to help it out by circling a finger on and in my butt hole, I’m cringing so bad but if I didn’t do this I’m convinced I would never go it would just stay sitting in me