Disgusting Confessions

[MochynBudr]

AIBU to dare you to confess your disgusting habits? Just a bit of light hearted fun

@VeganVeganVegan I do so hope you really are a vegan after eating your own skin... amazing

I love to watch videos of boils being burst...

I smell my fingers. Often catch myself doing it. Not sure what I'm expecting them to smell of
I have done a wee in a glass many times. I always use the same glass( decorated with a rabbit on it) and I wash it thoroughly afterwards. It's not a glass my DC or OH use as it's kept in a different cupboard.
I have given ds's obnoxious friend a glass of lemonade in it. occasionally.

I thought initially this thread was really grim.

But I'm a high functioning self harmer. I pinch the skin on my wrist hard enough to bruise and bleed, and I have a line of cross hatches down my stomach which I do with razor blades.
I suspect many of you would rather pick your nose than do that
Apologies for being a little bit facetious

@Gruntvsgunt I'm a lifelong vegan

I peed in a nappy at center Parcs when dc was only 7 weeks old..

We'd gone swimming and I got out with the baby to get changed...had nowhere to put the baby so I could use the toilet so lay him on the changing table in a family changing cubicle and weed in a nappy!

And I like sniffing my own farts under the duvet

Me too! 😂

I also wee in the shower sometimes, and smell my vagina at least daily (via finger dip). I also stopped biting my nails years ago, so my compromise is that I chew on my toe ones after clipping them (always directly after a shower, as it feels less gross)

This thread is too disgusting to RTWT. Especially the people that are impacting on the rest of; using someone else's toothbrush WTF, not washing hands after the toilet - you in particular are filthy and inconsiderate - traces of your wee are then on the door handle or whatever you have touched - we then touch this, you are filthy and unforgivable

I am a picker however I pick my scalp and nose but always use a tissue.

Wow just wow to all those that do not wash their hands after using the bathroom! I didn't even realise that was a option!!!
I will seat in bed with my laptop, watch random crap on Youtube and tweeze-very satisficing.

I'm a nurse and this thread is seriously disconcerting. Low level self-harmers alongside absolutely disgusting people with no consideration for other people. Ew.

What has you being a nurse got to do with anything? 😂

@Raphael34 infection control is a big part of my job. Are you being sarcastic? Why the crying with laughter emojis?

This thread is hilarious!

If I do a pee during the night I don't wash my hands. Share a towel with my boyfriend. Never brush my hair (I have dreadlocks forming as I write.) Can't remember the last time I changed my bed. I sniff everything including dirty socks (not just my own.) eat food that's been sitting out overnight. I once ate a yoghurt that was six months out of date. I once peed (through all my clothes) on the bottom step inside my block of flats after a night out as I was too drunk to make it up four flights while drunk. There was a dip in the floor and the puddle was there for weeks.

This one is the worst and I'm humiliated writing it... Once while having sex we were doing something that was putting a bit of pressure on my back passage... I had a small accident - he didn't notice so I swiped it onto the floor to get later worst part is it was there for a good few days until I remembered.

Ah it feels good to get all that off my chest

None of you have experienced disgusting till you have watched a farm hand clean the cow stalls out and then sit and eat his sandwiches without washing his hands. Cow shit and cheese sandwich anyone? (My dad is a farmer, I dont hang around farm hands and watch them eat).
I don't always wash my hands at home after a wee. And we only flush the toilet for number 2s or if its 4 wees deep.

Urine is not sterile.
That said I too am shower peeer😁
It saves water!
I ho it is cleaner to pee while in a shower rather than pee and just wipe with tp.

Of course it's cleaner for your vulva peeing in the shower. I have never seen the problem with it!

I don't care about best before dates. If it looks and smells ok, it gets eaten!

I thought I was the only one

@LuckyLou7 since this is a perfect topic and you are here. Do you by any chance know why don't hospitals use more copper on door handles and other fittings? Studies showed it kills microbes. I wondered for years now.

I don't care about best before dates. If it looks and smells ok, it gets eaten!

That's not disgusting. That's common sense😁

Spot picking and skin peeling 🙋🏼‍♀️......nose picking too 😂

Omg @EdWinchester I do this too my dog loves them!

I’m a skin picker and eater too, usually related to anxiety but it’s a compulsion I’ve had since childhood and the thought of trying to stop fills me with dread.

13yo DS does it too. We once tried a chunk of each other’s skin much to DH’s horror but decided that only our own tastes good.

I got a really bad case of verrucas a few years ago, must have had over 20 on each foot. Tried everything to get rid of them, but no luck so I just ended up leaving them. I worked in a physical job and had to wear steel toe cap boots, my feet would get really hot and sweaty which led to quite bad athletes foot too. My feet were rank!

I spent ages picking dead skin, and then one glorious day all the verrucas died at the same time and I could pick them all out. I put them all on a piece of kitchen roll and couldn’t stop staring at them!

Never had a verucca since, and also changed jobs so not on my feet all day. They are now blemish free and get treated to pedicures and massages regularly to make up for the years of abuse!

@B3ck89 you obviously don’t have the same pelvic floor as @fairhairedfairy and I (actual envy)

You dirty beggars are the subject of my nightmares!!