Disgusting Confessions

[MochynBudr]

AIBU to dare you to confess your disgusting habits? Just a bit of light hearted fun

@z0fl0ra

You win. I'm not sure what but you definitely win.

@z0fl0ra...that is not so much of a gross habit as a medical problem you have. You probably wouldn’t do it if you didn’t need to right? Feel no shame.

Hope you dip your finger in some zoflora And bleach afterwards @z0fl0ra

My son was toilet trained many years ago but I kept his last potty in my car and I use it if I'm out and caught short! I pull the passenger seat fully forward and sit the potty on the footwell in the back seat and pee away....I keep a large throw blanket on the back seat of the car so I wrap that around/ over me whilst I'm peeing! The pee then gets casually emptied into a bush or tree area - it's surprising how few people actually look at you emptying a potty as they just assume you have a toddler. I hasten to add that I don't do this in busy car parks like the supermarket where there are cars parked up nearby and people coming and going - it's only been at a country park where the toilets were locked up, a cemetery and a country lane where I didn't want to leave the car to find a bush. I do a lot of car travel and often away from services etc so its been a life saver

I'm glad there is so many weirdos like me! I don't wash my hands after a wee, unless in public. I wee in the shower. I bite my nails so badly until there is almost none left, and often they are so sore and bleeding (have done since I was a kid and have tried everything to stop). I like to pull out the dead skin from my ear piece holes and belly button and then smell it. If I'm in bed with my husband and need to fart but don't want him to hear it, I put my finger or hand over my butt and fart into that and it stops the noise! I love pimples and pus, and find it really relaxing watching dr pimple popper or youtube videos of abscess squeezing!

I had a stomach bug which took 6 months to get better and I would need to poo urgently. Literally shitting myself if I couldn't get to the toilet in time. I was on a 1/2 hour drive and half way in I had to go, really had to go, so I pulled over into some waste ground, got in the front seat and pooed into a plastic bag. I keep wipes and tissues in the car so cleaning up wasn't too bad. I intended to take the bag home and dispose of it there. Then my car got stuck in the mud and I needed help from several kind men. Mortified with the poo in the bag stinking out my car I stuffed it in the bushes, where it sits to this day.

Peeing in the shower. It's just so satisfying

@Reba0706 omg that friken genious, why have I never thought of this?

Long hair, or anything thin and string like is really dangerous for birds, I've had several birds now that have lost toes or legs and many more I've saved just in time. Sorry to be a party pooper, to those who throw hair out to line the nests of birds! Cut through it a few times first and it'll be fine.

Ok I'll post mine. It'll give you all a laugh.
Many years ago I was seeing a guy, it was obviously very casual but we were enjoying our time together.
One night, I had been at work and had a upset stomach but I was supposed to be meeting him after work too.
I was looking forward to the date so just decided to power on through as i wasnt feeling too terrible, just had a sort of crampy, gurgling belly.
So we went out, had a few drinks, some food back at mine then eventually got to bed and started to have sex.
All was going well until.. right at the moment of climax (for me) with me on top in him I fucking shat myself 😳
I didn't know it was coming until it was already coming out and couldn't stop it, and tbh, in that moment there was about 3 seconds where I knew it was happening but just didn't care due to the orgasm. 😳🤣
But then after that, the horrible realisation started to dawn.. I had fucking shat on him 😳 it was all over me, the bed, and from the position, his balls.
Yeah..
Now, it a bit of a blur but I think I just said, quite matter of factly, "oh my god I think I've shit myself". 🤷‍♀️ what more could I do?
One half of me wanted to curl up and die but this other half was all "LA LA LA THIS ISNT HAPPENING LA LA LA!!" so we just got up, got washed, laughed about it (he said something about being impressed about how i handled it) then never spoke about it again.
We continued seeing eachother for a few months after that so clearly didn't put him off me completely (go figure) and I still bump into him from time to time, he's a lovely guy but every time I see him all I can think is "I shat on you" 😶

@welludidask

You know, some men pay good money for that kind of thing........

I pick and eat
Love popping spots on myself and others
Prods belly button and sniffs finger
Love picking DDs earwax
Pees at home and doesn't wash hands
Sniffs crotch of PJs to see if they can be worn one more night
Pees in the shower
Makes pretty patterns on the wall in the shower with the hair that falls out but forgets to remove it until the next day.