Towels and washing? Every day?

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How often do you wash your towels?

I wash mine after two goes and I regularly bleach... husband thinks I'm mental? AIBU??

Take rizatriptan, kicks in after about 3 hours, feel such a faker as migraine cannot be seen, not like a broken leg. Realise I am far too serious for this thread, should lighten up a tad but so happy that someone replied. Now feel a worthwhile human, hurrah!
Also both replies from thigh folk, am currently body brushing to make 'em smoother ... didn't realise I could be seen

Hi Belle, call me arse. It slips off the tongue easier

Name changing is one of the many MN pleasures. Have fun with it and get away with literal murder!

Alas, the frog has to be real and alive, not belly up, dead and floating in a moat. Hope the pharmaceuticals are kicking in and you're feeling much better.

I'm not convinced the frog was very magic, it didn't really do much for me

Yo and naked I might take some snails. They're water snails, so they won't mind being washed.

The frog was too full of hubris for my liking. I can't bear show offs, puerile cunts. HTH

We have a moat, snails always welcome.

Pussy is known as the snail charmer and can make them do roly polies and relay races

Arse, you won't let that frog thing go, will you? It was very, very old any way

womble are you being ageist??

Dog Once you've had Yo's barbed cat penis strap on, not much else does do it imo.

Thigh you're right, the frog was shit. I just made it all up to get attention.

That frog was very real to me. He was a reincarnation of my beloved dried frog called Hernando who used to live in my greenhouse. (I use the word 'live' in the loosest sense.) I lost him and my life has never been the same again. I've seen other dried, flattened frogs around, but they're not a patch on Hernando

You're being amphibious again, speak clearly you entitled twat. Frog owner.

It’s very hard isn’t it Womble. I used to have a toad called Toadetta who lived in a drain in our garden. She used to come out and swim in our pond every morning. We would see her drying off sitting on stones covered in duckweed. I often wonder what happened to her and where she is now.

These cold-blooded, unblinking (and sometimes dead and dried) amphibians can really warm the hearts of even the hardest slatterns 😢

Now I do love a frog it has to be said! 🐸

I do not love any slug!! Foul beasts, they are! 🤮

Some people wipe their dead frogs arses on their towels and don't wash them for a week - deal with it.

(Just trying to bring this thread back round from it's spectacular derailment.)

Yo what did Toadetta dry herself off with?

And now for an excellent amphibious joke:

Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!

Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on holiday.

Lido a marsh marigold leaf. I gave her a face flannel to use instead but she threw it in the pond. That one Bare has put up would have pleased her.

I change my towel about once a week....I only use the towel in question for drying myself (my clean self) after having a shower so I figure whats the point in using a new one each time.

In fact this is a bit pet hate of mine when everyone insists on getting a new clean towel every day.