Towels and washing? Every day?

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How often do you wash your towels?

I wash mine after two goes and I regularly bleach... husband thinks I'm mental? AIBU??

Me too, makes you realise why no one thinks women are funny

naked, as a scientist, is this a case of Shrodinger’s humour?

puerile

HTH

Hi, i wash my towels when it's wash day(s). Thanks

Purell HTH

Lol

You laughed out loud there Theresa! Steady on.

I don't use bleach for towels but ours are colourful, every couple of days.

When they’re dirty. There’s 5 of us. Loads of towels get used daily. I’ve no idea who has used what or how many times.

naked, as a scientist, is this a case of Shrodinger’s humour?

Could be or is it Heisenberg" s satcastic uncertainty principle

*puerile HTT

Blimey autocorrect madness

P.u.e.r.i.l.e. H.T.H

ben yes, a thousand times yes, or is that a thousand towels???

naked could you do us an equation to summarise:
Nbr of showers x nbr of people / level of slatternlyness = nbr of towel washes per week.

Yes Naked please help us with a sum.

I think I would better understand how often I should wash my towels in the form of a sum.

Intrigued by the hourly wash comments but guess they make for . in bed nursing a migraine. Be so grateful if anyone has a cure for this. Peace and love!

Oops, just made my 1st post, not much of a keyboard warrior and it kept disappearing thus missed a word, should have read amusement!

Never mind sums. I need a graph, a table and some statistical tests.

Also, these threads suffer from convergent evolution. The optimal solution is humour and that's what they tend to converge towards.
With a healthy dose of entropy, of course.
Stability is dependent on enough neutrons to balance the washers and the non washers. Otherwise, the whole of thing might collapse in a supernova explosion of thread deletion.

I'm done now

If Da is molecular weight of pooh particles,
M is mass of toweling
PH is a measure of concentration of bleach.

Sq is square footage of toweling
Ui is units of intelligence applied.
B number of bathroom events

Towels vs usage taken (TUT)

TUT = Da (m)/pH (sq/ui)B

@lweji

Have you ever visited Thighland? You may find some kindred spirits there.

Bellepoque55 👏👏👏 applause for your funny entrance!

Sorry about your migraine. I used to have a magic frog than would cure migraines when rubbed across the forehead but you'll have to ask Dog what happened to that

Have you ever visited Thighland? You may find some kindred spirits there.

Not sure I want to. I'm very lazy. Which is why I don't wash towels hourly.

Not to mention the tendency to procrastinate. Which is what I'm doing now.

Lweji you might find you enjoy it though. We are like a litter of puppies there, all sniffing each other’s bums, not house trained so we piss everywhere, chew everything in sight, sleep in a big cozy heap together under some monumental tits.

Much gratitude to reply re migraine, asking of barearsedloverofthigh if a ceramic frog will suffice or does it have to be real/live?
Also really sad that my username is so civilised/boring

also much easier on laptop than phone as my keypad kept disappearing

Belle
Ibuprofen/paracetamol alternate 2 hourly, OR migraleve, OR ibuprofen extra AND sumatriptan (or other triptan) Immigran in Boots or on prescription plus B2 vitamins at 400mg per day (turns your wee yellow but otherwise OK) Hot waterbottle.