Towels and washing? Every day?

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How often do you wash your towels?

I wash mine after two goes and I regularly bleach... husband thinks I'm mental? AIBU??

I've been paying my garden squirrel to lick me clean then dry me with his tail.

We're mortal enemies and locked in this never ending cycle.

My pubes are so wild and abundant DP mistook me for his shower puff the other day and i found myself being rubbed vigorously up and down his filthy arse crack.

You guys are cracking me up

Each towel is used for 3/4 days to dry (our bodies) after a daily wash and is then washed. If we have used towels for something else then the towel is washed after use (swimming for example).

Once a week, same as the bedsheets.

Less than monthly here. Handle them up to dry properly and they don't smell as only used to dry clean water?

That does seem excessive op. I wash my towels whenever they look grubby in winter ( they dry quicker after use with the heating on) and more frequently in summer as the heating is not used and they can smell a bit when they don't dry well

@Lucafritz the only thing that gets them soft is the tumble dryer.

Thigh not everyone has a trained squirrel. Check your privilege!

Sequinned your dew-bathed morning routine brings to mind the many open air Tai Chi classes which take place all over the world.

Would you consider starting a small group in your neighbourhood? What a lovely thing it would be!

No white towels.
They get washed weekly, but thoroughly dried after use.

I be scrapping me arse across barnacles to clean it. Bladderwrack do dry me some’at lovely. I be popping the bladders in me arsecheeks for shit and giggles.

Filthy filthy TOWELS. That water you wash them in has been through untold stomachs, Urgh

You must rub yourselves in sand and Hoover it up. Fresh clean sterile Haz Chem suit each day, then old one burned.

No pooh, just colonic irrigation, minimal pooh particles released. Otherwise you're DROWNING in the things.

@ineedaholidaynow my washer and dryer is on constantly but that’s just the way it is when you have a big family, there’s 10 beds sheets to wash ( once a week here but two of them are for step children who only sleep here every fortnight so they are washed less) and clothes and towels for all of us plus the dogs blankets, I probably do at least three loads a day if not more!

Bills are a lot but that’s just part of the deal of having this many kids!

That sounds a bit expensive Naked, every time I want a poo I must book a colonic irrigation?

But wait ... I know I shall become a doctor of colonic irrigation and do my own! I have a hosepipe and a bucket (bucket's not empty but it'll do).

As soon as I'm fully qualified I shall be offering my services to all!

I'll start a waiting list now ...

Approaches with bumhole distended. Yes please Dangly.

Dangly that sounds intriguing! What will you say when a doctor is called for, in a theatre or on a plane, though?

A waiting list is a great idea. Can I put other people on the list? Do you do gift tokens?

Dangly, I don't have enough money to pay for your services once you are fully trained, can i sign up as a 'model' for you to practice on, so i get cheaper rates? I'd rather you wreck my arsehole with your incompetence than risk a poo particle contaminating my body via a towel.

People who wash towels in with clothes are animals. It makes my stomach turn. 🤮

My DP thought it acceptable to wash the pot towels in with his underwear wash. My head literally exploded.

What was good enough for Princess Diana is good enough for me, can’t wait. Bumhole pulsates with excitement.

Naked I have blown the cobwebs off my vacuum cleaner and even looked in the manual (!)

I can't see that there is an attachment for hoovering my body. I've got something called a crevice tool, is that it?

Signed,
A Concerned Housewife.

Wehttam any spare loose brains send them our way, bucket waiting to be filled.

Your DP is worse than an animal, he is a maggot.

Yo don't be mean about maggots, they're still God's creatures! See also - dung beetles.

Ooh, dung beetles, i see a business opportunity, can we train dung beetles to crawl up our arseholes and excavate the poo and roll it away, thus keeping our towels and flannels poo crumb free?

Dog that is the exact gung-ho attitude that make Britain great!!

Far too many 'risk averse', 'health and safety obsessed nut jobs who have to dot all the i s and cross all the t s. We shall learn together! me and your bumhole! It shall be free for you since I am training and you will be in mortal danger the whole time!

Look we have a waiting list!!

Hang fire folks I just need to do Dog's arse then I'm fully a doctor!

Yes you can ask for me on planes, I will gladly try open heart surgery if it helps someone!

Dangly you already have a lovely bedside manner!