Towels and washing? Every day?

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How often do you wash your towels?

I wash mine after two goes and I regularly bleach... husband thinks I'm mental? AIBU??

NoTheresa there is this funny button you can click called Hide This Thread. Suggest you do that if you don’t like what you read.

NoTheresa Me too. Smart arse little fuckers making me look like I’ve got a broom handle stuck up my arse.

when we all know, bare, that you're supposed to use the broom the other way round to sweep out the poo crumbs so they don't contaminate your towels. Fancy not knowing this.

If my shithole was as worn ragged as yours Dog that might be an option. However mine is still honeymoon fresh and I’m lucky if I can get the tiny pink tongue from a puppy up there.

bare put that poor little puppy down. It’s my turn for a tonguing.

bare would you like me to add you to the waiting list for my 'colonic cleansing' services.

I am also a doctor if you have any health issues. I think I can do surgery too!

Yes Teresa it is vital that all threads are taken very, very, very, very seriously and nobody makes any jokes on them at all .. EVER!

Because, you know ... towels are very, very serious!!! As is life itself!!!

I wash mine after they've been used 2-3 times to dry. Or if it's DH using after the gym or the kids after school / football use its every time! I just like the fresh smell so no your not mental x

Ours are washed after every use. My mum does the same 🤷🏻‍♀️

DT From what I've read on this thread I think you're someone I can trust. I'd like to book in, have you to remove my whole digestive tract and place it a sterile chamber that I could enter and hook up to any time I felt peckish and wanted to eat anything. That way I would be sure to never get poo crumbs on my towels again.

Right you are bare

I'll book you in for Tuesday and I might even have time to read up on how to do it properly on Monday on evening unless I go to zumber instead of course.

If not we can figure out the procedure together on the job! I feel like digestive tracts are self explanatory! I'm new to anesthesia so you might want to down a bottle of vodka and some magic mushrooms first!

DT are you a hairdresser too? My hair needs cut. Also, are you a chiropodist and how's your typing? Can you fix ceilings?

I have a towel confession. I have many, many, many towels. This is despite the fact that in my entire life I have only bought 2 towels.

Thigh you must have bought a girl towel and a boy towel then. It's not always easy to tell the difference until it's too late ( as you've found out)

DT could read an article on gas engineering and come and plumb in my boiler later in the week? And I need some electrical work doing too.

You know what Thigh , I feel that I am a hairdresser too! I have scissors and bleach somewhere neat the toilet. Yes I confirm I am a hairdresser!!

I could remove corns, I have a penknife on a keyring so yes to chiropodist too but as for ceiling fixing I am not so sure because I am 5'5" and I cannot reach! I cannot get on step ladders due to fear of heights.

I can fix floors with gorilla glue and piss though!

As for your multiplying towels, are they all grey? I suggest you bury some in the garden near your jasmine plant and piss there daily!

Right I've just finished Dog's boiler!

Anyone else need an unqualified plumber?

DT what an unusual scent you wear. It certainly lingers.

Oh do you like it? It's 'Pissy Slanket' by Dior.

DT You're on! Never have I felt so entirely certain that I'm making the right decision.

While you're at it, could you read up on insta how to fashion a cock n balls out of a chicken's neck and a pair of goats whattles? Now you're going to be able to eat your dinner off of my bum hole, I'm thinking of hitting the local gay bar.

NoTheresa I hope you’ve reported the humorous posts. I fee sure they must contravene MN guidelines.

Did you drop this Lido?

There are women on here trapped in an endless hell of laundry.....it is a kindness to give them something to smile about!

bare stop picking things up off the floor. You don’t know where they’ve been!

Oh no Lido. Do you think it might have poo crumbs on it? 🤮

The squirrel escaped so I had to make do with what I had to hand.

I hate when threads descend into this tiresome “Oh aren’t we funny!” flurry of posts.

Oh God so do I. Tiresooommmmmeee, funny, smug, smart arsed, clever, murderous, lazy, smelly, purile c**ts.