Here is a non exhaustive list of things that can fuck off. AIBU?

[AvengerDanvers95]

Feel free to add your own but I want the following to fuck off:
Period pains
My bosses
Having to work for a living
DH (briefly anyway)
Period pains again
Children not going to sleep
Celebs posting videos of themselves working out on Instagram (at least there is a fuck off button for that one)
Having to get up for work in the morning
Joint pain after an injury
Periods, full stop.

Smugness on Facebook
Not having enough money
Rude/patronising customers
That weird smell that I can't pinpoint but that is going to turn out to be something disgusting decomposing under an item of furniture
Hoovers that used to suck and then randomly stop sucking without being blocked or broken
Damp
Mould
Slugs

All of these things can just fuck off right now and take rain with them!

All the objects I’ve dropped on the floor today, and am just too massively pregnant to comfortably bend down and pick them up.
They can all fuck off.

Oh yes....

1. Smugness on Facebook and constant sharing of couple/family photos.
2. People who think Facebook is real and who take all the comments and likes very personally.
3. Slow walkers or those that block up the pavement
4. Not feeling comfortable in the heat
5. People who 'forget' to pay me back
6. People who cough loudly/sneeze really dramatically

Autism
Menopause
Brexit
BoJo
Trump
Climate change

Definitely some common themes here!!

The bloody spot rug Doctor that has just decided to stop sucking!

Crohn’s disease
Depression
Weight gain
All junk food (can’t help myself)
No sleep (going on 5 years of disturbed sleep thanks for kids)
Bitchy/smug people

CFs nicking my suncream by the pool.

Roadworks on the motorways.
Spiderwebs on the shed door which go in my face. Please utilise the corners, arachnids.
Big boobs
Acne
Self obsessed social media knobheads making up shit to look good
Michael Gove
Sandwich bags/bin bags that are impossible to open out to use

The roadworks outside my flat
My slipped fucking disc
TalkTalk, who are a bunch of lying, thieving, robbing bastards
My neighbours and their out of control American bulldog who terrifies my little dog
Boris twatting Johnson
Tories

The 25 or so people who have voted that IABU can fuck off

Getting spots even though I am 34
People not understanding that I can't eat whatever I want and playing down my bowel disease
People not doing their jobs properly and me taking the flack for it
My next door neighbour always chopping wood and generally being loud and noisy
My constant bad luck

The degenerative disease that means I am slowly losing the use of my muscles.

The friend who smugly tells me she won't say about her DD development because she doesn't want me to be jealous.

My MIL who is constantly offering advice that is both outdated and pointless and then getting offended when I don't follow it.

My DM for ruining my wedding day. And generally being a dick.

I'm sure there are more. I'm hot, tired and hormonal.

People who start getting excited at the prospect of Christmas in August!
Drivers who still make/text on their phones whilst driving
On a personal note - retirement - cant stand it.

Scottish "summers"
Leg ache every time I sit at my desk to work
Nothing to look forward to
My frizzy hair and grey roots

A particularly annoying colleague
The washing up
DNs health issues
The gym
People who don’t have an indoor voice

The brat on the dart charge advert on the radio, its not cute or clever or funny, its really really annoying!!!

My imagination. Sometimes I wish it would just fuck off.

Piles
The menopause
My moustache!
People who sniff

people who tell me to cherish every second with my newborn or post on Instagram about how they’ve been living in a beautiful blissful love bubble since their baby arrived.

I love my baby, obviously. But having a newborn and recovering from a traumatic birth are utter utter shit, and I’m looking forward to both being over.

Plantar fasciitis
Anxiety disorder
Anyone who phones me about PPI or a road traffic accident I haven’t had
Scotrail
Fuckwit cheating husbands

I could go on....lol

Cancer - lost my mum last year to it and my nan this week
Dementia - it slowly took my nan away from us over the last few years
Psoriatic arthritis - my joint ache constantly
Wasps - they just ruin summer
Insincere people - just be honest and real

That's it for now

The creepy adults that talk like children on that advert.

People who think that the best first aid, whether you've tripped over the pavement or had a massive coronary, is to haul you back into your feet as fast as possible. WTF is that about?

Boris Johnson

Donald Trump

Actually most of the more powerful world leaders!

Inconsiderate drivers and cyclists, e.g. those who ignore pedestrian lights.

All serious illnesses

My own physical clumsiness!

Working
My fucking Achilles so I can run pain free
Not being able to afford a proper holiday so will be at the airport wearing three layers of clothes as not only where we are going it is raining but we can’t afford baggage.
DH depression and mh issues.