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Here is a non exhaustive list of things that can fuck off. AIBU?

268 replies

AvengerDanvers95 · 22/08/2019 22:37

Feel free to add your own but I want the following to fuck off:
Period pains
My bosses
Having to work for a living
DH (briefly anyway)
Period pains again
Children not going to sleep
Celebs posting videos of themselves working out on Instagram (at least there is a fuck off button for that one)
Having to get up for work in the morning
Joint pain after an injury
Periods, full stop.

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theluckiest · 23/08/2019 10:49

I've got another one....

The 'hilarious' bin man who insisted on shouting 'Wake up!! Wake up!! Bin men are here...' whilst laughing and banging the wheelie bins around as loudly as he possibly could at 6:30am this morning. Fuck right off!!

MummatoaMunchkin · 23/08/2019 11:22

Being fat
Being fat making me miserable so i eat more
Debt and stressing about it
Lack of money because of debt
Stuck in a job i hate because of childcare
Pmt
Hay fever and a Cold TOGETHER how just how!!
Insects especially moths and spiders that are taking over my house even though i hoover the fuckers up
Being shattered all the time so i am useless

AguerosAngel · 23/08/2019 11:27

Psoriatic Arthritis
Fibromyalgia
Fortnite

They can all fuck right off!!

HairyFloppins · 23/08/2019 11:30

Next door neighbours stupid yapping dogs.
Their stupid hot tub.
My sore jaw.
My jet lag.
The huge piles of washing to put away.

smokeytoby · 23/08/2019 11:44

Being paid a lower minimum wage as a 20 year old despite the fact that the costs of my apartment rent, petrol, house and car insurance, groceries, electricity, other household bills, sanitary items and more are not any cheaper than that of a 21 year old or 25 year old....I understand why the minimum wage is lower for my age but it can fuck right off, it is so annoying :(

IdentifyasTired · 23/08/2019 11:47

Autumn and Winter
Back to school

timeforawine · 23/08/2019 11:48

The bastard who always lights a bonfire on a sunny day, can't get my laundry out thanks to that tosspot due to the smoke smell, used to be afternoons so i might have to run out and grab things in which was annoying but at least i got some line time, but lately it's started in a morning so can't put it out at all.
Don't even know where it's coming from so can't go yell at them

SunnySideDownBriefly · 23/08/2019 11:48

The reversing incessant beeping noise that large vehicles make - not only do I have to put up with this at home (new estate being built) but they've just started a 9 month build outside my office window...rarghhhh!

People who put pressure on you to come and visit when it's a minimum 3 hr drive. I work 6 days out of 7...I literally have NO time to do normal things like a family of 7's washing, housework and watching boxsets! And no, there is no point in pencilling in a date because that doesn't change anything except create more stress!

People that are moody. They can be so nice one day and then ignore you the next. Also add generally joyless people to this...sick of misery guts who see the negative in everything and expect me to engage in a conversation with them and share their views. And no, these are not people with mental illness.

The dust in my car. It's just disgusting and there again two days after it's been cleaned.

My hair. I want hair that I style in the morning and forget about. Not stupid hair that bothers me all day and then ends up in a ponytail that looks ugly and keeps falling out!

Breakthrough bleeding.

Hairs on my knees that I missed when shaving

I'm actually a very happy person but these things can just fuck off...now.

I also need to add my neurotic cat who pees on beds/mats whenever anyone dares to get an overnight bag out. But I do love her really and would miss her if she fucked off.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 23/08/2019 11:51

Hormonal spots on my chin. Every. Bloody. Morning. I’m 48 ffs!

timeforawine · 23/08/2019 11:51

Another tosspot neighbour somewhere that on every nice day gets his/her car out and continually revs the engine, takes it for a drive up the road, back onto the drive to rev again.
How his/her nearest neighbours haven't complained i'll never know as he/she lives over busy road from us and we still get wound up by it (as do our neighbours).
Again not sure which house they live in, just the area. Hope the engine breaks

WoManAdultFEmale · 23/08/2019 11:52

Entitled rich people
Poverty
Climate change
Social inequality
Sexism
Insomnia
Money worries
The continual tide of plastic tide marketed to us plebs, in shops, online and on the high street.
The patriarchy - men and women who perpetuate it.
Prince Andrew
H and M on their private jet

WoManAdultFEmale · 23/08/2019 11:52

Plastic tat not tide. Tired 😴

Contraceptionismyfriend · 23/08/2019 11:52

My three year old.

Bloody rain in August! Seriously we don't have seasons anymore. It's just 4 lots of pissing down rain with the odd nice day thrown in.

MummatoaMunchkin · 23/08/2019 11:53

Ooo yea id like to add next doors yappy dogs that bark at me the minute i set foot in my garden!!
You have been here a year surely your used to the house by now you stupid dogs

GreenFingersWouldBeHandy · 23/08/2019 11:54

Ironing
Boris Johnson
Mushrooms
Ridiculously overpaid footballers
Spiders

MummatoaMunchkin · 23/08/2019 11:54

Oooo and another!!

Not winning 50,000 on the absolute radio competition this morning 🙁 i could have really done with the money. So the person who did win can fuck off 😂

Contraceptionismyfriend · 23/08/2019 11:55

My laundry pile. Can it specifically fuck off into the appropriate wardrobes?

HunterAngel · 23/08/2019 11:56

Reality TV programs like love island. I see enough stupid people at work as it is.
Car drivers that either can’t read road signs or just ignore them.

EllenEyewater · 23/08/2019 12:01

The man in the swimming pool this morning who decided to take over / half drown the entire slow lane with his poor front crawl technique.

hellenbackagen · 23/08/2019 12:01

i was coming on to say calories but someone beat me to it.
exercise.
my bloody annoying kitchen cupboards with a stupid grain that makes them impossible to clean with anything but a nail brush
clutter. clutter can fuck off. it breeds.
definitely agree with daddy long legs
and dozy flies. the ones that keep dive bombing your head when you are trying to watch long lost families.

BrunettesDoItBetter · 23/08/2019 12:11

Wankers that have just put dance music on full blast a few doors down.I was enjoying the peace in my garden!

TabbyM · 23/08/2019 12:28

-people who want to set up stuff during the working day when you told them a time in the evening
-people who give you 5 days notice of stuff
-work
-sick DH
-neighbours and their untrained dogs
-people in general

AlmostAlwyn · 23/08/2019 12:38

Spitting
Chewing gum - on the ground, stuck to benches and tables and chairs, people chewing it with their mouths open bleugh
Cigarette smoke
Our neighbour "tinkering" with his motorbike, which requires repeatedly revving it creating suffocating petrol fumes
Our other neighbour's dog barking and waking my baby
Spider webs on me shiver
Men who think they can piss wherever the fuck they please Angry
The patriarchy, and how so many people don't even notice insidious gender stereotypes

kalinkafoxtrot45 · 23/08/2019 12:46

Wasps
Flies
Mosquitoes
Rain
Dopey colleagues who can’t organise themselves
Peri menopause
Dust
Laundry
Roadworks
Politicians
Brexit

IceAndASlice123 · 23/08/2019 13:16
  1. My job which is excruciatingly boring and low paid
  2. Lack of suitable jobs out there
  3. The fact that I hate working generally
  4. A 'friend ' who used me but is now having the best time of her life and is in her words leading a blissfull life.
  5. The other 'friend' who ignores me until she wants something
  6. Seeing others my age far more successful than me
  7. Being single
  8. Having a bowel condition for life
  9. My hospital team for stalling on my results. Just tell me.
10. Seeing arseholes have great lives where good people don't. 11. Not being able to go on holiday as nobody to go with 12. Summer, over it now. Hate the heat and love Autumn time 13. Wasps and other flying insects 14. My horrible pot belly 15. Looking like a kid still at 34. 16. Insomnia