To ask what ridiculous made up snack do you swear by?

[TatianaLarina]

For me it’s buckwheat crackers spread with plain yoghurt, wasabi + sprinkle of salt. It’s GENIUS.

I’m a big fan of alternative bean humous - flagolet beans and butter beans make the best.

Baby formula (Aptamil specifically, but I'm sure other brands would work..) mixed to a paste with warm tap water and eaten with a teaspoon
I used to do this with Horlicks - and on camping holidays we'd add brandy

Lumps of mature cheddar cheese melted in the microwave in a ramekin or small bowl, optional Worcester sauce swirled into the melted goo, eat with a spoon.

Someone mentioned toasted malt loaf - my variation on that is to butter slices of cold maltloaf and warm through in the microwave - the malt loaf goes soft and gooey, and the butter melts. It's heaven.

Crumpets with lurpak, cheese and honey🤤🤤.

Cubes of cheese inside hula hoops dipped in salad cream

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Who has the time for this?! the poster, apparently

Might try this once the boss heads home for the day

Mine is a disgusting mock crab salad. The ingredients list is as long as the M6

Slice of sourdough tin loaf , lightly toasted, with splodge of balsamic vinegar or balsamic glaze, then Longley Farm cottage cheese on top.
No other cottage cheese need apply.

I used to eat cheese and ham sandwiches as a child .

Nutella with a spoon.

Slice of sourdough tin loaf , lightly toasted, with splodge of balsamic vinegar ,then Longley Farm cottage cheese on top.
No other cottage cheese need apply.

Crumpets with lurpak, cheese and honey

DS(13)'s favourite. Then the cat licks the 'sticky butter' off the plate he is weird though.

A walkers cheese and onion crisp. Followed by a square of Cadbury whole nut.

And repeat.
Love the cheese and onion with chocolate flavour after.

Must have orange juice to accompany it all.

Salt and vinegar crisps , a few drops of Worcester sauce top with cheese them in microwave until cheese starts to melt ( yes I'm an ex stoner)

Cottage cheese with Encona hot sauce mixed in generously. Spread it on anything. It's a taste sensation with barely any calories and loads of protein.

@footie gawd longley farm cottage cheese. It's the only reason I'd ever move back to England! The one with the pineapple 😍

I’ve been unwell for days and had no appetite. Poor DH has handed me every meal under the sun and I couldn’t stomach it. Now, thanks to this thread, I have an entire menu to choose from.

Mash beans cheese and salad cream? YES. That is exactly what I never knew I wanted and now want nothing but it.

Not RTFT so apologies if this has already been mentioned:
Peanut butter and sliced bananas on toast. Yummy.

Something I've not had for years, but we used to have was crisps (usually seabrook ready salted) in a bowl with drizzled HP brown sauce over them.

I also like pastrami, turkey slices, emmental cheese slices, mayo, American mustard & gherkins in a toastie. It's the only time I can eat gherkins.

Cheese and onion crisps, in a bowl with vinegar on top.

wins the thread*

Granary toast, spread with marmite and topped with mashed banana

Spring rolls on a buttered soft roll.

A thin slice of salami or Parma ham with a slice of Brie and a cornichon rolled up in a sausage shape, sometimes a little spread of pate. This is mainly limited to Christmas and holidays

@Bikerunski
marmite makes everything good , have you tried marmite peanut butter spread on Jacobs cream crackers ? it is wonderful