To ask what ridiculous made up snack do you swear by?

[TatianaLarina]

For me it’s buckwheat crackers spread with plain yoghurt, wasabi + sprinkle of salt. It’s GENIUS.

I'm another one who goes for peanut butter and pickled onion sandwiches. Or ritz crackers and cheese with a pickled onion on the side but "accidentally" spilling so much vinegar on the plate that the crackers go soggy.

Or a bowl of various pickled things and cheese.

Or white bread, cucumber, cheese, mayo, mint sauce (not jelly). Lush.

Plain crisp sandwiches.
Plain crisp, ham and Philadelphia sandwiches.
Apple sandwiches.

Cheese. On a plate. Microwaved till melty. Smothered in psycho hot sauce. Eat with a spoon.

Slices of apple covered in peanut butter. The kids and I have slightly unstable blood sugar and this is a go-to fix.

Not a snack as such but a Cadbury’s wildlife bar dipped into hot Heinz lentil soup.

Jelly with fruit chopped up.
Melted babybel done in the microwave so it kind of goes cripsy and gooey.
Cucumber spread with bovril.
Rice cakes with chocolate spread & salt.

@GibbonLover my pleasure! Rub chicken with olive oil and paprika before it goes in the oven, although I only do that to give the chicken a nice colour

Farleys rusk with crunchy peanut butter...

Rich tea biscuit with choc spread

Frozen banana dipped in peanut butter

Apple and peanut butter

Apple yogurt with peanut butter

Wheetabix with almond milk, jam and.... Peanut butter!

All vegan, all amazing

Bookmarking this thread, some of these sound so bad in the abstract, they must be good! @HappyParent2000 that sounds beautiful but Jesus an awful amount of work. Brilliant if you can get someone yo make it for you!

@PookieDo, going to have to try this out.

Not a snack as such but a Cadbury’s wildlife bar dipped into hot Heinz lentil soup.

Oddest thus far 👍🏼

Cheddar cheese and marmalade on toast

Squares of dark chocolate dipped in coffee and sucked

Frazzled laid out on a plate with a teaspoon of cheesy coleslaw on top.
Slices of Edam (from Aldi) topped with sliced Chorizo and then rolled up.

My two favourite things just now!

Fish sticks with sliced up gherkins and the gherkin vinegar (must be Morrisons gherkins)

@NameChange84 .. Oooh I do something similar to this which I made up as a kid (and still do if I'm having a carbfest). Potato waffle, fried egg, ketchup, 2 slices of plastic cheese in a sandwich of lightly toasted white bread. Yes it's unhealthy but everybody I have made it for has loved it!!

A pickled egg put into a pack of crisps, makes the crisps taste all pickled eggy, then the pickled egg last just tops it all off.

Mine is more of a small /can't be arsed to cook meal but baked beans with tons of paprika /chilli powder with coleslaw. Inspired by a Mexican dish from work canteen.

Not particularly out there but I love banana on toast

The last bit of leftover chilli con carne on top of two hash browns. Bonus points for soured cream, and/or grated cheese.

Baby formula (Aptamil specifically, but I'm sure other brands would work..) mixed to a paste with warm tap water and eaten with a teaspoon.

Cheese and baked bean toastier. Must be Heinz with full salt and sugar

Monkey Breakfast - bananas, nuts and berries, handed out to the kids by whoever’s drawn the short straw the morning after the night before

Chunks of cheese and just dip them in salad cream.

Lots of you sound like you’ve been puffing a few jazz cigarettes before trying these bizarre combos. Saying that, I swear by apricot jam or marmalade and a fried egg on toast (or scrambled if I’m feeling fancy).